The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills brought us “Girls Gone Ojai’d” Monday night as the women do drunken gymnastics and slather mud over one another. We break down who got wild and who was sober in THG’s +/- recap! We dive right back in where we left off with Brandi telling Adrienne to “shut the f**k up” and everyone else freaking out. Brandi was right, in that Adrienne was being obnoxious so Plus 10 for calling her on it. That doesn’t happen often enough. Unfortunately, Brandi has no filter and Lisa’s right. They are just looking for ammunition to use against her. Yolanda and Kyle were shocked by such language as they asked who spoke that way to another woman. Minus 15 . Um…have they ever watched their sister show The Real Housewives of New Jersey ? The women there throw the F-word around like some people say Hello . Lisa takes on the motherly role and manages to broker a half hearted peace between Brandi and Adrienne but did anyone really think that would last? Within the same meal Brandi Glanville gets a phone call telling her her book deal is a go and you’d think someone waved a red flag in front of Taylor. Yes, Taylor’s ticked off because Brandi dissed her book during last season’s reunion show but I had to laugh when she made fun of the content of Brandi’s book. Hmm…sex, lies, and celebrities cheating. Plus 19 . I hate to break it to you Taylor, but there’s definitely a market for that. Yolanda can’t believe the nastiness around this table. No wonder she heads to bed early. But before that we have golf cart races and where else can you find carts with a Bentley name plate? Plus 10 . Lisa’s in her element, even if she can’t get around Yolanda while they tear up the golf course. Then they hit the spa where things get cozy during a group mud treatment and Kim’s moans of delight scare Brandi. Minus 13 . It should have been funny but was actually a little creepy. That’s OK. It didn’t last long. Yolanda and Lisa were at it again as they started tossing muddy towels and ice water around. Plus 9. These two were certainly trying to keep this trip light hearted but I suppose a little serenity was too much to hope for. At dinner Yolanda explains that she can’t drink because she’s doing a holistic treatment for back pain that includes being injected with cells from a baby lamb fetus. OK, if it works that’s great but the first thing that comes to mind is eww. Minus 20. That night when Brandi starts passing out the Patron, Yolanda and Kim bow out. Kim’s working hard to stay sober so Plus 14 to her. Yolanda thinks drunk women are simply not classy. She may want to find a new group of friends. The ladies get plastered and begin arm wrestling. Then they’re practicing their cartwheels and it looks like Taylor forgot her underwear. Minus 10. In the end everyone leaves a little happier than they arrived until Kyle has to go and bring up Brandi’s F-bomb one more time. Minus 22 . Kyle acts innocent but she loves to stir up trouble. So in the end we land right back where we’ve begun! EPISODE TOTAL = -18! SEASON TOTAL = -13!
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wild Women of Ojai
