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Rosie Jones Naked for FHM Magazine of the Day

Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model some of you may have already masturbated to before because UK Glamour Models are pretty much what Americans call Playboy Playmates…They are slightly above average looking, big titty, stripper looking trash, that gets naked for magazines….that aren’t quite porn mags….but are still mags teen boys jerk off to….even though there’s this crazy thing called the internet….. It is safe to say that FHM is struggling cuz they are losing traction to other men’s magazines that were a little more hardcore than they were….in a time when looking at celebs in their underwear was ok…but nipples were better…you know beat at their own game by Nuts, Loaded, Front and whatever else is out there producing softcore cheesy shoots with these cheesy women….and now….FHM is trying to get competitive with the competition, evolving their hustle, with the competition’s women and naked strategy….so there may be some hope for them….you know at least they aren’t Maxim.

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Rosie Jones Naked for FHM Magazine of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot….. Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

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Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

Dogs on Steroids

Some horrible person on a bodybuilder forum gives their dog steroids and uploaded a photo. Actually, it's just a muscular disorder thing, but there probably are totally mental people who do stuff like this to their pets, like those poor Nu Rave dogs in China

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Ashley TIsdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

I wouldn’t care if Ashley Tisdale walked around with fucking her own vagina with her nose, she still couldn’t turn me on. Her face almost looks like she was in a trainwreck but survived, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her plastic surgeon, who was once at the top of his game, you know the guy all the celebs hired to do work on them, who was in a debilitating accident, losing his ability to perform surgeries properly, but making everyone around him feel bad that a master lost his craft, leaving them unable to tell him he’s lost his touch, leaving cunts like Tisdale lookin’ more like cartoon character and no matter how short those shorts get, I can’t see past that face, but maybe you can.

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Dannii Minogue for Old Times of the Day

Here’s is Kylie Minogues shadow or her sister who grew up in her shadow, who I guess has a stronger immune system than her, because she never got breast cancer like her defective older sister, thus making her the less interesting one to try to seduce and marry because that means has higher chances of survival than someone who is relapsing, because you’d only trying to get with her to live the good life gold diggin’ and not because you used to masturbate to her pop career over the years, not that any of that will ever happen, I just have nothing to fuckin’ say today, maybe I should eat lunch or even better…kill myself.

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Dannii Minogue for Old Times of the Day