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Lais Ribeiro Bikini Continues of the Day

I kinda like Lais Ribeiro….and how she’s dominating Haper’s Bazaar Brazil…it was just yesterday I posted on her for the first time and already she’s back with about set…from the same magazine…showing off her fantastic, lean, model body that inspires me to write romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey but with more anal…and marriage…and babies…just as soon as her leg heels and Victoria’s Secret can put her back to work as their latest recruit…cuz until that happens…she’s not famous enough to star in my romance novels…but she is hot enough to jerk off to…which is probably less humiliating of an accomplishment…despite being pretty fucking low on her list of accomplishments…. Here are the pics…

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Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot….. Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person… But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble…. I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here…. Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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