Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.
Amanda Bynes has moved on from Rihanna. At least for the moment. Not long after bashing that singer for being ugly , Bynes took to Twitter once again yesterday and went OFF on the police and then on her parents. First, the star reiterated her claims that she never tossed a bong out a window last week and that she was sexually harassed by her arresting officer , Tweeting: “My lawyer and I are taking this mistake extremely seriously! You cannot illegally enter my apartment then take me to mental hospital without any grounds. I have never been so offended in my life. They found nothing criminal on me or around me, one cop then sexually assaulted me, so I’m suing for all of the above!” From there, Bynes aimed her venom at her family. “Never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press,” she warned followers. “I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. “I’m 27 and don’t like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money.” That’s sweet of her to say. But this really shouldn’t be a problem much longer for Amanda. At this rate, it won’t take her long to be out of money.
Who said the life of a sideline reporter was a safe and easy one? Last month, Kelly Nash was nearly clocked in the head while taking a self-portrait in Fenway Park. In October, Ian Rappaport of the NFL Network was hit squarely in the noggin while previewing a matchup between the Packers and Texas. And on Saturday, Fox Sports Wisconsin’s Sophia Minnaert was updating viewers on the impressive state of the Milwaukee defense… when an errant warmup throw knocked the mic out of her hands. Watch her carry on like a boss in the following video: Brewers Reporter Hit By Baseball
Beware, television viewers and hosts: Sweeps are coming. In his latest Late Night Digital Original, Jimmy Fallon depicts how the world of his NBC talk show is actually not all that different from Game of Thrones , as there’s a fight over the Iron Desk… a Late Night’s Watch… and a Mother of Peacocks. Are you laughing from just reading those descriptions? Sit back and enjoy this edition of Game of Desks now: Game of Desks
