Don’t have a date for Valentine’s? If you don’t have a date this Valentine’s Day, don’t stay at home and eat a carton of your favorite ice cream. This holiday can be just as fun for singles as it is for the boo’d up couples. Today, celebrate Single Awareness Day the right way with these fun activities!
Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad… Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth… Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.
Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally. But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Fresh off her full-frontal debut in The Wolf of Wall Street (and currently up for Nudecomer of the Year at the Peeper’s Choice ), Margot Robbie has landed a new role- love interest Jane Porter in Warner Bros’ big-budget, live-action Tarzan flick. See pics after the jump!
I’ve been a huge Helena Christensen is 100 fucking years old but she’s still got it supporter…if anything I created the fucking movement…I’m the fucking president of the fan club…since I created the fucking thing as fan clubs are a solid distraction from being the creepy pervert in the van outside her house. Creepy fan clubs justify why I have her face tattooed on my pubic bone…they justify why I’ve created life sized models of her with deli meat crafted vaginas…to have mock-weddings with…they justify why I wall papered my masturbation room with pictures of her…it’s all for work…to celebrate a natural beauty… Then someone posted a pic of her at Fashion week next to some other old as fuck chick Kate Bosworth… and Helena looked like a grandmother in some wig to cover her thin cancer hair…or some shit…making these shoot for VS seem like it’s fucking lying to me…and that girls all age…and that they don’t stay perfect for 40 years…that’s just a myth they want you to believe….
In case you forgot to renew your subscription to Harper’s Bazaar Spain this year, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you don’t want to miss the February issue, considering these are hands down some of the hottest pictures we’ve seen of Adriana Lima in months. I just wish American magazines would realize that all it takes to put together a great cover shoot is getting a Victoria’s Secret model to pose in lingerie. I would’ve thought that’d be common sense, but I didn’t go to journalism school, so who knows.