Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently in tomorrow’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…took a selfie in front of the mirror…that features her nipple…a nipple that I can assume she didn’t really want to release to the public because unless she’s a breast feeding advocate or a nude model or an attention seeking hooker…her nipple would normally stay in her shirt… I guess the funny in it is that she shot the fucking picture…it’s not like some ex boyfriend was trying to get revenge or anything…it was all her…and I find that better…
This is the best music video that’s ever happened…ever…From freakish anorexic girls, to prolapsed assholes, to freaks singing….to whatever the fuck you are experiencing when you watch this… THanks WHOREHOLE for being better than most…and making this insanity happen…even though I don’t understand it…I know one thing and that one thing is that it is beautiful…and Life changing…
Sara Malakul Lane ….is my latest crush…not that I have crushes…just the word crush sounds gay…which Mackelmore, the leader of all things hip hop wouldn’t approve of, because as you know Hip Hop is about rainbows at it’s core…and hugging your neighbors and shit…Let’s just call it a minor obsession, that’s creepy enough for me to still feel like a man… So in my research on how to find her home address, to park outside of and sing love songs to, I found this tit pic of her… She’s not overly asian, but still asian enough to feed my asian fetish, but more importantly, Asian enough to know how to do the laundry, even though growing up famous and white in Thailand probably meant she had thai lady boy slaves of her own…because that’s what happens to Lady boys when they turn 18 and the British don’t want them anymore…and the truth is she probably doesn’t even know how to wash her panties…which is a good thing because I would dispose of her dirty panties for her, with my mouth, if she would let me…but she sure knows how to take a tit pic..or at least pose in one…just look at her tits…. All this to say, I am in love…and I thank instagram for allowing me to creep on her all day everyday… FOLLOW her instagram CLICK HERE but don’t flirt with her, or I will kill you…just put in a good word for me…say I sent you to say hi….
Ciara and Kim Kardashian were spotted hanging out together and Gary With Da Tea is outraged about it! Listen to Gary’s Tea in the audio player to hear why he…
Miley Cyrus’s concert started this week and after watching one of her fan’s YOUTUBE VIDEOS of the concert…like this one…. Here’s another one… It’s safe to say that the creative direction is exactly what you’d expect if you saw any of her stage shows at award shows the last year.. It’s circusy, over the top, like some kind of bad acid trip, that screams trying to hard to be out there and outrageous, but that exposes the youth to more of a slutty future than some Candy Coated Britney Shit… I’m not gonna hate, because Miley is the worst, she boring, obvious and just detached from reality thanks to growing up in a rich girl bubble so this is level of authenticity is expected…and really as ling as she’s flaunting her ass and when any girl flaunts her ass, I try to motivate them to flaunt their pussy…it’s just a matter of time.. TO FOLLOW EVERYTHING MILEY BANGERZ TOUR…FROM ALL THE CRAZY ASS EATING OUTFITS TO BAD TWERKING CLICK HERE
So Brett Rossi is an ex pornstar who is working for Charlie Sheen…the coke and hooker loving actor with a lot of money, who has a lot of fun, and who miraculously isn’t dead yet. It is safe to say this is a union of love, because why else would some pornstar get married to a very fucking rich…and he’s just in for the jokes. It’s his fourth marriage it stereotypically “hot” girls with tons of fucking issues…so why the fuck not make a mockery of marriage and remind everyone that he’s allowed to get married for publicity stunting gold diggers…but two fags aren’t…LOGIC… If she’s smart, she’s be knocked up…if he’s smart, he’d have had a vastectomy….and either way, this is what her vagina looks like when it is turned into a toy… We also compiled her top 7 porn clips…which were more the first 7 porn clips I found of her. So if you want to see the kind of body, theatrics, etc, that Charlie Sheen is using as his full time hooker, while she uses him for publicity… HERE
So Brett Rossi is an ex pornstar who is working for Charlie Sheen…the coke and hooker loving actor with a lot of money, who has a lot of fun, and who miraculously isn’t dead yet. It is safe to say this is a union of love, because why else would some pornstar get married to a very fucking rich…and he’s just in for the jokes. It’s his fourth marriage it stereotypically “hot” girls with tons of fucking issues…so why the fuck not make a mockery of marriage and remind everyone that he’s allowed to get married for publicity stunting gold diggers…but two fags aren’t…LOGIC… If she’s smart, she’s be knocked up…if he’s smart, he’d have had a vastectomy….and either way, this is what her vagina looks like when it is turned into a toy… We also compiled her top 7 porn clips…which were more the first 7 porn clips I found of her. So if you want to see the kind of body, theatrics, etc, that Charlie Sheen is using as his full time hooker, while she uses him for publicity… HERE
That’s right, I know you might be thinking that this is just another hot nobody in jean shorts, but you’re actually looking at royalty right now, Princess Salwa Aga Khan . Apparently the Princess here used to be some no-name American model called Kendra Spears , until she met and married the son of a billionaire racehorse owner who’s worth $800 million thanks to his pops. Which means Kendra’s not just a hot nobody anymore, now she’s a royal hot nobody. Talk about a real rags to riches story. They should make a Disney movie out of this or something. It’s so inspirational, don’t you think? » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
That’s right, I know you might be thinking that this is just another hot nobody in jean shorts, but you’re actually looking at royalty right now, Princess Salwa Aga Khan . Apparently the Princess here used to be some no-name American model called Kendra Spears , until she met and married the son of a billionaire racehorse owner who’s worth $800 million thanks to his pops. Which means Kendra’s not just a hot nobody anymore, now she’s a royal hot nobody. Talk about a real rags to riches story. They should make a Disney movie out of this or something. It’s so inspirational, don’t you think? » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Banshee continues to solidly top the boob tube skin charts, bringing us week after week of quality nudity. This time there was an intercut montage of both Trieste Kelly Dunn and Lili Simmons stripping down for their respective sex scenes. There was also stripper Maya Gilbert releasing her massive mams and showing off her thong clad butt while giving her boss a beej. That’s one way to get a raise! Starz’s new offering, Black Sails , continues to have more bedroom negotiations than high seas intrigue, not that we’re complaining. This week it was nudecomer Louise Barnes breaking out the T&A to ride a disinterested fella in bed. She’s completely naked, but covering up her below deck with a fluffy merkin. Finally Girls had a blink and you’ll miss it nude scene from Jemima Kirke , with just a few far away and blurry shots of her skinny-dipping. See pics after the jump!
