If you don’t recognize the name Sara Malakul Lane , then you obviously haven’t been paying attention, because I’ve been obsessing over this Thai hottie for a while now. That, or her pictures are just so hot they cause short-term memory loss. Totally possible. Either way though, I doubt you’re going to have any trouble remembering Sara from now on, because she’s going to be everywhere pretty soon: starring in the Kickboxer remake and now this creepy horror movie called Sun Choke . Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks Sara should be a household name.
Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things… I am more into her Titty Grabbing.. A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST
Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened… For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this… You can see some of their other HERE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE
Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies… She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT …. So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing…. Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…
OK, so it may not be quite as hot as those ramen pictures , but Sara Malakul Lane continues to make a pretty strong case to become the next future ex-Mrs. Tuna with photoshoots like this. According to my sources, apparently Sara’s already a huge star in Thailand and obviously she should be in the USA too. Which I’m pretty sure is where I come in. I can’t guarantee marrying and divorcing a pasty blogger will make a super-hot model like Sara a household name, but that’s only because nobody’s agreed to try it yet.
Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show… She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame… But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru… So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus. I am into whatever the fuck this is.
Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times… Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing… Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR
Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times… Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing… Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR
Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE and she’s amazing… She’s a Thai superstar, which exists, because Thailand needs more than just lady boys, sex tourism, 7 year old hookers and ideal romantic settings for destination weddings… She has come to America with her insane half Asian body, and has done more than just break records with her recent Netflix movie “Jailbait” that she gets totally naked in… SCREENSHOTS HERE …. But she’s also breaking instagram with pictures like this…I mean what the fuck….this is amazing…I just got myself pregnant for mothers day.
