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Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day

Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass…. I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass… When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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DrunkenStepfather X MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week

I love MyFreeCams.com …. I write about it often enough because I just believe it’s the future of all things that are good in the world…even though it’s the now… The mainstream tried to rip this shit off with it’s Snapchat, Instagram, Periscope nonsense…because people are exhibitionsists…they love doing the who DIY shit, but they never execute it as well as the girls on MyFreeCams who are just more fun, funny, and weird…because instead of getting shit jobs, they make this their job, connecting with people, letting people into their lives, and getting paid for it through tips… While all the other social media platforms are just shameless exhibitionism, this one makes the most sense to me. That’s why I am happy to bring back the SFW Cam Girl Clips that we’ve captured for the next 4 weeks….because there’s more to cam girls than just nudity…there’s a lot of fucking soul… TO SEE AMAZING CAM GIRLS DOING AMAZING THINGS FOR FREE CLICK HERE The post DrunkenStepfather X MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid Is Still Hard At Work

I guess Gigi Hadid must be a workaholic or something, because instead of taking me up on my generous offer for us to go on a beach vacation together, she’s still hard at work walking around the streets of LA looking smoking hot. And I know some of you cynical bastards are going to try and say that’s not a real job, but it’s gotta be. Because otherwise I can’t imagine a single reason why a hot model like Gigi wouldn’t want to hit the beach with me. Photos: WENN.com

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Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love… I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her… See more at LUCIFORD.COM

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Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love… I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her… See more at LUCIFORD.COM

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Sara Malakul Lane for Galore Magazine of the Day

Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times… Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing… Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR

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Jessica Lowndes Bikini Pic of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian I never met even though we all know each other…because instead of joining for a snow shoe and polar bear hunt like we Canadians do to get to know each other…she ran off to be famous and too good for me thanks some very very important TV show called 90210…a show that amazes me even exists because it already happened and reliving it like it was Degrassi just made no fucking sense…but what does make sense is that she’s showing off her bikini body on instagram trying to compete with the girls who matter on instagram…who only post pics of their bikinis…because that’s what Instagram is all about…

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Alex Pier Naked for S Magazine of the Day

There isn’t a lot of information about this model, her name is Alex Pier, I have no idea where she’s from or what she’s done. I don’t know how old she is or what her measurements are. I don’t know what agency she is with, or why she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, because unlike all the other Victoria’s Secret models, this model has tits, and as much as I love all models, I also love tit….so seeing this Alex bitch getting naked for fashion, brings hope that one day skinny bitches everywhere will be busty and willing to get naked for fashion like it was Playboy, vagina and pubic hair exposed and all, but not considered a pornstar, because instead they are “models”….a hypocrisy that is amazing…. So here is Alex Pier, her big nipples, in S Magazine.

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