My favorite thing about Coachella is when the fake line-up drops because Coachells is a fucking joke to begin with that just gets more and more ridiculous as it gets more and more mainstream,…and more and more corporate funded…not that I ever was into music festivals, but they could book god and shit would still fucking suck…unless god decided to destroy all the bohemian hippie wannabe suburbanites… I am sure there are a lot of these fake line-ups out there, but the reality is that I don’t really care for Coachella enough to have a favorite thing about it, I am just posting this for no particular reason at all…
As you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of women’s surfer, I love their asses. I am a fan, even at the amateur level where 15 or 16 year old surfer girls named Holly Coffeey are involved, not because I know how to surf or offer any real assistance in the sport, you know I am not a mentor to guide them in anyway. I am not like a little league coach…playing hide the baseball in the poor father-less kid with the absentee mother with a crack addictions rectum…. I can however watch it from a distance on instagram…and not feel so bad about it…knowing that Instagram allows this kind of photography, they even make money off it, meaning it’s totally not criminal, totally legit, it’s just a girl in a bikini showing off how she excels in a sport…right? Instagram makes the rules people, not me. That said, it is safe to say, hormones in the food…are making girls start puberty sooner and sooner…an I am interested in seeing where Holly-Daze Coffey ends up by 18…I am thinking 40 lbs heavier and built like a truck like she was Kate Upton
Dr. Dre turned up at LIGHT nightclub while hosting a star-studded after party which included Will.i.am. Kendrick Lamar also partied the night away and rocked the crowd. Check out more pics below. Ethan Miller/WireImages Continue reading →
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Justin Bieber's upper lip! The Hold Tight singer's mustache returns in this photo with sister Jazmyn. See more here: Justin Bieber + His Sister Look So Cute, We Almost Missed The …
Kate Upton is fat… I used to get hate mail for writing that, but for some reason I call being irrelevant, the hate mail stopped, but that couldn’t be possible, I run the premiere site on the internet, then I realized that it only stopped because people were being won over and started believing and agreeing with me that she was overrated, had a weird body, was just a sack of sloppy tits with a flat stomach, who was going to end up forgotten and obese…they understood she was just a pawn used to promote Sports Illustrated and make them money selling their magazines to the white trash they sell magazines to…it was always just a scam riding off her viral success…but for some reason the Fashion industry picked her up and here she is for W… I assume…it has everything to do with them trying to pretend they don’t only use skinny bitches… Either way here are the pics…
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