Only a few limited releases with nudity this week, starting out with Steve McQueen ’s unflinching look at American slavery in 12 Years a Slave (2013). Not exactly a topic suited for sexy times at the movies, but Lupita Nyongo’o does go bravely bare for a brutal scene. You can enjoy much lighter bare fare in the high school comedy Sin Bin (2012) thanks to Jennifer Monce , and Two Jacks (2012) will have you jacking it twice to the topless treats of Sienna Miller ! More after the jump!
Brotherly love? Kendra Wilkinson’s Brother Disses Her Online Via RumorFix reports: Look like there’s some bad blood between Kendra Wilkinson and her family. Wilkinson’s brother Colin has sent out various tweets and Facebook posts bashing his celebrity sibling, calling her “an inconsiderate psychotic bitch.” The angry brother was once close to Kendra, even walking her down the aisle on her wedding day. But things appear to have taken a turn for the worse. Colin wrote in several Facebook posts this week, “That’s f**king it. I’ve f**king had it. Everyone wanna know the truth. My sister can go straight to f**king hell. She’s an inconsiderate b*tch. How dare her tell my mom to go die. My sister is the most selfish human being on the planet. She is no longer apart of my life. She has never once helped my family. So plz stop asking me about her. As I have nothing to say. You want the real me. U fruckin got it.” Although it’s not certain what caused the family feud, Wilkinson insiders tell RumorFix that Kendra kept her second pregnancy a secret from her immediate family –which really ticked them off. Colin has supposedly wiped his hands clean from his sister, tweeting recently, “Every1 plz never ask me about my sister again. She is no longer a part of my life. She’s an inconsiderate psychotic bitch. I’m done.”
Some new Lara Flynn Boyle photos have surfaced that raised plenty of eyebrows online, given how different she looks than at any point in the past. The Practice actress was shopping at The Glen Centre in L.A., and from the looks of some of the images, appears to have had a plastic surgery mishap. Or not. People close to Boyle say it was the product of nothing but bad photos and angles, not the result of surgery or illness as some have speculated. You buying it? Check out the report below and see … Lara Flynn Boyle Photos As you can see, Lara Flynn Boyle’s “look” is consistent in several photos taken from multiple angles this week, making the “bad picture” defense dubious. People close to LFB are standing by it, however. The friends who have seen her recently say she looks great , so there’s no definitive proof to be had here. Just some interesting and unflattering pics.
Justin Bieber and marijuana are officially bound together for life. Sort of. The singer posted a photo to Instagram this morning of himself and a well-known celebrity weed dealer named Milk Tyson. In the image, Justin is pointing to four faces inked on Tyson’s right arm… one of which is of Bieber himself: Bieber quickly deleted the picture after it went live, perhaps because he realized that his reputation does not need to take any further hits. Over the past year or so, the 19-year old has been connected to this drug on numerous occasions… Photos of Bieber smoking pot surfaced in January. Marijuana was discovered on his tour bus in April. And ANOTHER pot photo hit the Internet just this month. Justin Bieber Weed Photo Surfaces The latest Instagram shot isn’t of Bieber getting high, of course. But it’s safe to say the odds of him not being awfully close to this drug dealer are very, very low. Seriously, what non-14-year old girl gets a tattoo of Justin Bieber?!?
The worst thing about Nicki Minaj is that she’s a bootleg Lady Gaga designed for the urban market, with far more annoying songs…but for some reason she annoys me less than Lady Gaga…maybe because a Gaga impersonator, is just trying to get ahead, while an actual Gaga should be more responsible and rid the world of herself… Or maybe, I just like Nicki Minaj, because her cries for attention, involve showing off her big fat ass and big fat titties on the internet, for no reason other than wanting the world to see her big fat ass and big fat titties, and you know what…I am totally into seeing them…because they are pretty spectacular…and what I can assume got her the record deal in the first place…
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s. Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once… The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5…. All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.
