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Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I have a reader who keeps bugging me to post Kathy Lee Gifford tits…and on many mornings when I was still awake from benders…found myself jerking off to the bitch even with Regis’ distracting voice…so I get where dude is coming from…even if it is two decades later…cuz now she actually gets naughty…when back in the day I had to leave most of it to my imagination…on air cleavage was never this good… I looked for the video but couldn’t find it….so this will have to do…

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Katy Perry Ridiculous Tits and Upskirt of the Day

I hate Katy Perry. But her use of her tits are amazing…I guess she knows she has no choice, you know with her horrible skin, a dumpy lower body, cankles and little talent, awkward dancing and irritating voice…that makes millions of fucking dollars…and I’m not complaining, I can always put her on mute and distract myself from her face. I hate Katy Perry. But her white panty upskirt is not so amazing….I prefer my panties to be sheer or piss stained… To See The Rest of the Pics – FOllow This LInk GO

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Justin Bieber Says He Thought ‘Bad Thoughts’ To Get Through ‘SNL’ Skit

‘She’s a really nice person,’ Bieber tells MTV News of ‘Saturday Night Live’ host Tina Fey. ‘And she’s cute too!’ By Josh Wigler, with reporting by Tim Kash Justin Bieber Photo: MTV News Justin Bieber and Tina Fey aren’t necessarily the likeliest candidates to share screen time, but that’s exactly what happened over the weekend, as the “Baby” singer was the special musical guest on the latest episode of “Saturday Night Live,” hosted by the “30 Rock” star/writer. In an exclusive interview with MTV News on Sunday morning after the show (April 11), Bieber said he was thrilled to participate in “SNL,” particularly alongside Fey. “It was fun, just acting [with Fey],” Bieber said. “It was cool to get to be a part of ‘SNL.’ ” Musical guests on “Saturday Night Live” are traditionally relegated to two concert appearances over the course of the show, but Bieber happily joined in on several of the evening’s skits. In one particularly memorable segment, Bieber played a mediocre science student named Jason Deeps, but what he lacked in academic knowhow he more than made up for with his “dreamy Christmas elf” looks, causing his teacher (Fey) to fantasize about a romantic life between the two of them involving panini sandwiches and “some Spanx to make her teeny.” “It was hilarious and it was a lot of fun to do,” Bieber laughed while recalling the skit. “I just tried to act and I thought of bad, bad thoughts [to distract myself].” When asked if he had an easy time flirting with Fey in the skit, Bieber smiled and answered: “Yeah!” “She’s cool,” he said of Fey, whose romantic comedy “Date Night” alongside Steve Carell premiered this weekend to strong box-office numbers. “She’s a really nice person. She’s really down to earth, not really like Hollywood. She’s cool. And she’s cute too!” Bieber said the chance to appear on “SNL” alongside Fey and the rest of the cast was a thrilling opportunity. “It was a lot of fun,” he said. “I really had a great time doing it. Like I said, it was ‘SNL’!” Tell us what you thought of Justin Bieber’s “Saturday Night Live” appearance in the comments section below!

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