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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely On the Beach of the Day

When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career… Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite…. I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits in a One Piece of the Day

People think I hate Sofia Vergara cuz I always talk shit about her, calling her out for being a single mother who whored out to get famous and it worked, but they don’t realize, I love girls who whore out to get anything, especially things I can afford… It’s just obvious that someone like her, you know the chosen one amongst millions of immigrants coming into Miami, Texas and LA on Raft or in the back of a van, had to work extra hard to get noticed that or she was in with a drug cartel that hooked her up by threatening to ruin people… See, she does have awesome tits, and she does look good for a 45 year old mom, and maybe that’s enough…but I don’t know, all the hot illegals I know are strippers or chamber maids, so maybe I just don’t get this “Pretty Woman”, saved by Richard Gere, shit.. it’s not really my scene… But I do know staring at tits is my scene…so I’m digging this vacation….and you should be too. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Top Girls Jumping on Beds Youtube Fetish Video of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=81650″> This was a hard one to compile because most girls jumping on beds are 12. The more disturbing thing about that is that those videos of 12 year olds jumping on beds have more views than the slutty girls jumping on beds. It must be other 12 year olds, you know not weird perverts who jerk off to Toddlers in Tiaras cuz it is on basic cable every night…..if you know what I’m saying and if you don’t…it’s that Youtube attracts weirdos…. Here are the videos… A Group in their Bikinis Jumping on Bed These Girls ARe Stripping on a Bed….Which To Some May Count as Jumping… THere are some Bed Jumps in this Video… THis Pixelated Bikini Bed Jump is Definite Bed Jumping… Jumping on Bed in Boots and Her Underwear… I am sure there are more – but you ge the idea…

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Rihanna’s New Slutty Video of the Day

In case you haven’t seen the new Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris “We Found Love” video…that is obviously slutty…because that’s all Rihanna, or as I like to call her, the sexiest woman of 2011 according to Esquire magazine because she paid them off in efforts of re-branding herself as a sex symbol, knows…because it is something she was raised on, at least according to the Barbados jet ski operator who once told me when we met in a bar here that she was a teen prostitute to men from the UK, like Barbados has a Thailand underworld….Now I can’t prove that, but it would explain why someone with as little talent as her would make it… Not that it matters, I love sluts and here’s the video, in honor of all the music videos I once jerked off to, before the internet…. Keep the smut coming …..cuz when it comes…so do we… To See The Video FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook Leather Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook in some unflattering leather pants while wearing a sweater to hide her tits, the only thing people care about when it comes to her, making me think she’s getting cocky in her very fickle celebrity….a celebrity that will go away if she keeps wearing pants that make her legs look short, hips look wide and tits look uneventful…. But I’m posting it anyway.

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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I have a reader who keeps bugging me to post Kathy Lee Gifford tits…and on many mornings when I was still awake from benders…found myself jerking off to the bitch even with Regis’ distracting voice…so I get where dude is coming from…even if it is two decades later…cuz now she actually gets naughty…when back in the day I had to leave most of it to my imagination…on air cleavage was never this good… I looked for the video but couldn’t find it….so this will have to do…

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Katy Perry Ridiculous Tits and Upskirt of the Day

I hate Katy Perry. But her use of her tits are amazing…I guess she knows she has no choice, you know with her horrible skin, a dumpy lower body, cankles and little talent, awkward dancing and irritating voice…that makes millions of fucking dollars…and I’m not complaining, I can always put her on mute and distract myself from her face. I hate Katy Perry. But her white panty upskirt is not so amazing….I prefer my panties to be sheer or piss stained… To See The Rest of the Pics – FOllow This LInk GO

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Katy Perry Ridiculous Tits and Upskirt of the Day

I hate Katy Perry. But her use of her tits are amazing…I guess she knows she has no choice, you know with her horrible skin, a dumpy lower body, cankles and little talent, awkward dancing and irritating voice…that makes millions of fucking dollars…and I’m not complaining, I can always put her on mute and distract myself from her face. I hate Katy Perry. But her white panty upskirt is not so amazing….I prefer my panties to be sheer or piss stained… To See The Rest of the Pics – FOllow This LInk GO

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Even Ashton Kutcher Admits His Lack Of Talent!

Ashton Kutcher has admitted he has very little talent! Finally, he says something that makes sense. The Punk’d star – a former model – says his good looks and charm have got him where he is. But he worries that if they fade, then he will struggle to find work.

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