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Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job… But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring… So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now… I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done…. The post Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am… Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying…. But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way… You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired… It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor…. The post Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Beatriz Barros by Gavin Bond for GQ Mexico of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros was in these amazing shoot for GQ MEXIC0 by photograpehr GAVIN BOND and I always appreciate a solid Brazilian model with big tits, wearing soap suds as a bikini, but usually only because the quality of Brazilian model with big tits I’d ever get would be the kind you would want to hose down before touching…that you got on discount in a back alley…because it still has her dick… Either way, she looks good, and I assume these are old pics, unless Mexico is getting budget for photoshoots for their magazine, because people in Mexico don’t have interent and still buy magazines…but they are new to me…and that’s what matters…

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Mina Doll by Vongswat for Galore of the Day

Resident #stepGIRL video homie CHRIS VONGSAWAT …just released this video for the homies at GALORE MAGAZINE and I don’t feel as cheated on as I normally would, because the internet is one big happy family where eveyrone should just be getting along and doing good things that the big mainstream media are too pussy to be doing….so support your local video director, your local photographer, and forget about the cyberbullying, we’ll save that for fat girls, because no one likes fat girls, not even fat girls. Right

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Gigi Paris for Acacia Swimwear of the Day

Gigi Paris did a topless jeans campaign a few months ago. She’s not famous, she’s a low end model, the discount bargain basement bin model, just trying to make it, that’s what she gave herself such a silly fucking name, and I guess she booked some catalog work, which although pays well enough to pay your rent pretty consistently, and if you’re good you’re in once a week, but that is boring, low grade, work…that if it wasn’t half naked in picture, I’d suggest you don’t bother looking at it…but since it is half naked, and her ass is this good, I would suggest…staring at it…because why the fuck not…I mean lets be real, what the fuck else are you doing today… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me… It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me… It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit… But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners.. Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Intimissimi of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16. She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old… But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing. Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…

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