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Miley Cyrus is Amazing in Miami of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.

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Drunken Cycling of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I learned at a young age, that everything is better when drunk. I am talking all aspects of life. From school, to work, to sports, to hobbies, to sex, to church, to whatever the fuck you like doing…when you’re drunk…it’s actually enjoyable…and if done right…it makes people laugh…and spreading job, up on some Patch Adams shit, makes the world a better place, even if it involves sacrificing your safety, well being or health…you are martyr…like this guy riding his bike drunk…awesome.

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Keri Russell Slutting Out for GQ like it was the 90s of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking exciting…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health… While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s and don’t find her hot now.

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Kendall Jenner Wears Short Shorts

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I hate the Kardashians, I do like Kendall Jenner and believe she is the only one worth writing about since the girl doesn’t do porn, is not fat and looks pretty hot in short shorts. Anyway, here she’s doing the modelling thing and doing it pretty well. Enjoy.

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