(Lisa O’Connor/ZUMA Press/SplashNews) Jamie Foxx Brings Beautiful Daughters Corinne And Annalise To “Baby Driver” Premiere Jamie Foxx made a family night of the ‘Baby Driver’ premiere Wednesday, bringing along his beautiful daughters Corinne and Annalise as well as his niece and nephew for some fun on the red carpet. Corinne is definitely a young banger. Keep your shotgun ready Dad! (Bello/SplashNews)
I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread…. She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”… The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits… I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret released some really exclusive, next level, innovative, different, unique, creative, amazing, pictures promoting product that are exactly the fucking same as they’ve always fucking been…because that’s how you build a brand…just keep repeating and repeating…for some reason, it doesn’t work for me, since every post I do is the goddamn same…but I guess I’m not some immigrant half naked pussy…right The post Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kerris Dorsey stars as Bridget Donovan on the Showtime crime drama series Ray Donovan. I’ve never seen the show, I’ve never even heard of the show, so I can’t imagine her pervert fan base coming from there, I will assume that it is from all the work she’s done with Disney, because that’s where the Perverts find their new jailbait to jerk off to…. Not that Kerris Dorsey is considered Jailbait right now, she’s 18 and month, and that’s legal and far less creepy than when she was 17 and 11 months… Right? She’s not that cute…she’s not that slutty…which is probably why no one has heard of her…but the good news is that she’s 18 and 1 month and has at least 3 – 5 more years to start leaking nudes… I mean – I have a bigger follower on social media and I’m not some jailbait teen from TV…with a team of PR people and an innate teen skill to rock out on social media and get famous in 6 second clips… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kerris Dorsey Is 18 and 1 Month of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
He name is Anne Julie and these are of her posing with Christopher Walken, because Christopher Walken is playing Captain Hook in the most publicized and anticipated TV event of the year…at least if you’re 80 or a homo….the Peter Pan musical….because I like relevant shoots with amazing babes like that… They are by my friend The Head Huntr … Make love to them
My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.
I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year. Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit… If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions. It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off. I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ya boy EJ stay in them skreets flossin’… Magic Johnson’s son was spotted leaving Chateau Marmont in his flamboyant fashionisto swag . Homeboy complemented his sheer tunic top and black leather jeans with a teal Hermes Birkin and fancy lavender studded footwear. He better hope no thugs catch him slippin’ — that Birkin is worth a bundle! Hit the flip for more flicks.
Billy Crystal was spotted today in Beverly Hills. The “City Slickers” actor was seen leaving Nate ‘n Al Delicatessen & Restaurant. “Like” Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com
