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Lindsay Lohan: Still Cracked Out in London

Lindsay Lohan loves getting drunk in London , and several weeks into her overseas bender, she shows no signs of slowing down. Last night, Lindsay went out partying with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss (who of course kept their distance when the paparazzi showed up), and well, we think these photos speak for themselves: Lindsay Lohan Clubbing in London Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Loaded in London Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard! While Lindsay might be too broke to move to London , she’s apparently not too broke to get sloshed in the city’s many pubs.  You’d think she’d know by now not to wear giant heels on days she’s knows she’ll be getting s–tfaced. Which is every day. Really, Linds, just throw out all your heels and maybe invest in a walker. Yesterday, Lohan posted a gym selfie (as though you don’t see enough of their those in your Facebook feed) in an effort to convince everyone that she’s healthy and has her life back on track. Then she went out and stumbled around downtown London. It doesn’t work that way, Lindsay. If all it took was a visit to the gym and half a day of sobriety to get in shape, Val Kilmer wouldn’t look like he swallowed the guy who once played Batman. Let us know when you string together like two or three booze-free days and maybe we’ll consider taking you seriously again.  In the meantime, we’ll just continue to enjoy the Serpentine Cowgirl: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dance Video

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Lindsay Lohan: Still Cracked Out in London

Lindsay Lohan: Drunk Dance Video Posted to Instagram! Hilarious!

In her ongoing effort to prove that we should never, ever believe her when she claims to be sober, Lindsay Lohan posted the video below to Instagram last night. Behold, the dance move of the summer…the Serpentine Cowgirl: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dance Video Yes, we heard reports that Lindsay moved to London so that her drunken exploits would be in the headlines less often, but apparently no one told her that in order for that plan to work, she would have to stop posting online photos and videos of herself looking completely s–tfaced! Rumor has it that Lohan’s drug of choice is ecstasy these days, but it seems like the cowgirl’s got a bellyfull of good old-fashioned moonshine in this clip. In case you can’t make out the audio, the dude holding the camera introduces Lindsay as his “favorite cowgirl.” She then corrects him and informs us that she’s a “serpentine cowgirl.”  Good to know! Of course, like the great silent films of old, the dialogue isn’t all that important here.  It’s Lindsay’s awe-inspiring booze-tastic dance moves that really make the video worth your time. We’ll understand if you need to watch it on repeat in order to  learn the routine yourself. We recommend downing a liter of Jim Beam first. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?

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