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Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is supposed to be a two week old Victoria’s Secret commercial tat was leaked because Victora’s Secret knows that the Holidays are just around the corner like some kind of rapist waiting to fuck us up against our cars in the parking lot late at night when we leave the office. They also know that their fashion show is hitting soon, which is the only time of year they have TV presence and in order to keep that they need people to watch it so the networks can sell ads, and really anyone who doesn’t watch it has something wrong with them, because an hour of bitches in lingerie walking around is a hell of a lot better than an hour of Everybody Loves Raymond

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Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

Beyonce and Lady Gaga Video of the Day

This is a music video set that I wish a horrible accident happened to. Something like a terrorist attack, like maybe a motherfucker in a bus full of explosives driving into the building they were in, or maybe even just a fire from some bum wiriing that blocked off the door and the fire escape was faulty or some shit because Lady Gaga and Beyonce are pretty much my least favorite twats in the music industry

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Beyonce and Lady Gaga Video of the Day