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Models for Vogue Brazil of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like these models who will never have sex with you, unless you have a a lot of money, even though they are models you’ve probably never heard of, because you’re pathetic and browsing the internet on New Years Eve…because your real life bores you and you’re looking for something interesting…anything interesting…to distract you from your hell… The models are: Amanda Wellsh, Aline Weber, Thairine Garcia, Laís Ribeiro, & Caroline Trentini The magazines is Vogue Brazil January 2015. Happy New Year….

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Handstand of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job. Happy New Year….

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like LeAnn Rimes…the country music star, who still has her loyal country music fans, despite falling off course of being a wholesome country singer, all devoted to Jesus, like they like to be marketed as, even though all of them are trashy, drunk, drug addict, adulterers because that’s human nature…especially when your childhood was robbed to sing gospel and make millions…I mean just like that she looks like a white trash stripper with her fake tits and hot body that she’s posting on the internet because no paparazzi are taking pics of her…since she barely matters…because I like all she represents… Happy New Year….

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like LeAnn Rimes…the country music star, who still has her loyal country music fans, despite falling off course of being a wholesome country singer, all devoted to Jesus, like they like to be marketed as, even though all of them are trashy, drunk, drug addict, adulterers because that’s human nature…especially when your childhood was robbed to sing gospel and make millions…I mean just like that she looks like a white trash stripper with her fake tits and hot body that she’s posting on the internet because no paparazzi are taking pics of her…since she barely matters…because I like all she represents… Happy New Year….

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Jessica Hart Twerk for New Years Eve of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jessica Hart, this Australian models who are dating Stavros, a Billionaire Shipping Heir who has dated people like Paris Hilton prior to this one…all while she is on a yacht somewhere bathing in diamonds or some shit that represents living the good life….that I am sure you can probably visit her instagram to experience….doing some Christmas themed Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that has everything to do with Jessica Hart looking good half naked, because she has to…it is what will get her knocked up and set for life… Happy New Year…. Via LOVE MAGAZINE

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Kendall Jenner’s Bikini in Dubai for New Years of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Kendall Jenner…who represents the legacy or at least the future of a family that represents all evil or the WORST OF 2014…a pawn in the master plan of the devil mother, to have birthed two – three generations of profitable pussy…that she is more than happy to exploit…because it’s allowing her to live her dream through every single one of them… The Kardashians are all that is wrong in the world, this is their future leader, ringing in 2015….like a little slut that she is…all cocky, confident and we can collectively hope that their tabloid fodder, celebrity family, falls the fuck off this year…because they’ve been “relevant” whole being irrelevant far too fucking long… But at least she looks as good as this…like all hot bodies…they become tolerable… Happy New Year….

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