Here’s a brand-new photoshoot Carmen Electra did for Galore Magazine , and I don’t know how she does it, but even though she’s in her 40s now, somehow Carmen still looks every bit as hot these days as she did 20 years ago. OK, sure, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but come on. I’ve been trying to convince Carmen to hook up with me for years now, and as long as she’s still doing ridiculously hot shoots like this, I’m not going to stop either. Continue reading →
As we all know Carmen Electra is now a successful singer because here she is performing at the 2014 Elevate Concert Series. I believe Katy Perry and Lady GaGa were her opening acts. I’m not sure if that information is 100% accurate, but when a singer looks this good, it must be true. Anyway, I can’t wait until Carmen heads to my town because I’ll make sure to get myself front row seats and wear very loose track pants with no underwear. Good times! Continue reading →
Imogen Poots may not have a whole lot in the front meat department, but hey, we don’t discriminate at Hollywood Tuna. Especially not when you’re as super cute as Imogen here, who’s looking pretty fine at the Need for Speed premiere in LA. So who cares if we won’t be able to go motorboating together? I’d still love to take her out for a test drive. Now who do I talk to about that? » view all 33 photos Photos: WENN.com
Apparently Carmen Electra just became FHM ‘s oldest cover model ever with this spread for their upcoming April issue. Which is just nuts considering she’s still twice as hot at 41 as most girls half her age. So here’s hoping Carmen doesn’t hang up her lingerie any time soon, because after these pictures, she’s clearly got a lot more years left in the tank. Well done.
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in… That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old… All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I always find it interesting seeing which Hollywood hotties are friends, mostly for the lesbian fantasies, but I don’t think I would’ve ever predicted this pairing. Here’s Joanna Krupa , Carmen Electra and hot nobody/reality “star” Lilly Ghalichi all going out for dinner and posing for the paparazzi together. So they’ve got that interest in common at least. Hopefully next time these three get together though, it’ll be for a backyard bikini party at Joanna’s place. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
This video looks old…and looks like a viral video joke from another country…but being an ignorant North American, I am going to assume the tranny dick underwear to fight off rapists actually exists, but I would question how effective they are because when it comes to rape, you don’t really care if there’s a vagina, you just want to get up in it, and if it’s got a dick attached, that will usually make the rapist real mad, and turn what would have been an innocent rape into a murder…but it is still funny.
Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old. Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years. That’s all I have to say about that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
These pictures of Carmen Electra at the Today Show donning the iconic Baywatch swimsuit just made my week. I can’t tell you how many times I have pleasured myself as a young man watching her in that stupid show. Now I know she wore it for Halloween, but Carmen should seriously consider wearing it daily. I think she looks better now than she did back then.
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