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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..I am also sure there are worse names in other languages and cultures…but when you put it on a thin, tall, half naked blonde chick who the Victoria’s Secret monsters have got their hands on first…it suddenly sounds like angels singing from heaven….it’s like jerking off to phone sex girl with a nice voice pretending she’s not actually 400 lbs and eating donuts while pretending to finger herself..and that the sounds of a lubricated pussy is in fact a lubricated pussy and not her just slapping her greasy belly button….you know Martha…when it looks like this…is the prettiest name around…

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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Helen Flanagan for Instagram of the Day

Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics ….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs… The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV… Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….

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Helen Flanagan for Instagram of the Day

Kat Von D Shoes Off Her Slummy Body of the Day

I don’t really like slummy pussy, it’s really not my favorite kind of pussy, but since I pretty much like all pussy, I figured I shouldn’t desciminate a bitch showing off her shitty body just because she looks like the bathroom wall of a truck stop to advertise that her daddy didn’t hug her enough growing up, so she trying to fill the void…. Sure she pretty much turned herself into what looks like a notepad after a boring class or meeting, filled with irrelevant doodles and words you would never frame and put on your wall. But since I’ve had my fair share of slummy pussy cuz slummy pussy is usually the easiest pussy to pay to fuck, so I’m used to this kind of mess since slummy pussy always comes with a little more than you really want, whether it’s rashes, smells or ghetto tattoos,… So here’s Kat Von D showin’ of her beer belly and ugly tats you probably like cuz you have no taste. Pics via Fame

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Kat Von D Shoes Off Her Slummy Body of the Day