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Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day

Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham…. I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry… I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years… And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks… And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it… I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story.. The post Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened. Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense. The post Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova’s Nipple Shit Stain of the Day

The most impressive thing about this Eastern European model, is that she proves that Eastern European women are a breed of woman to fear, because even the skinny tall model version of them, can’t die in a natural disaster, when the person they were with was never to be found again… That’s pretty impressive…and almost erotic…not her dying fiance, but a dead fiance makes a fantasy of moving in to console her before being her first post-death sex partner seem more attainable.. So here’s Petra Nemcova, Tsunami survivor…still alive many years later showing some areola…or as my weird immigrant calls it..the “shit stain” of the nipple… Is it exciting, no…but is any of this exciting? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Nipple Shit Stain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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