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Gwen Stefani’s Shitty Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s…. Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect. It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

I don’t know who Zuzanna is. I’ve never heard of her before, but that doesn’t me I can’t love her…you know it’s a love at first topless photoshoot because that’s how you get ahead as a model, like you’re up on some EMILY RAT-COW hustle that will land you a music video and possibly a movie role, but only if you go viral and LIVE in LA…. I am all about this topless isn’t a big deal, everyday girls and models and everything in between are like “what’s wrong with being topless”….and the answer is NOTHING. There is nothing wrong with being topless. In fact it makes me like her better and it makes me hate any girl who doesn’t get topless, because she’s obviously dated and has no concept of what’s going on, and what’s going on is “show me your tits”… I love how low level models I talk to tell me “you’ll have to pay me for nudity”…like they are pornstars going in for their first anal scene… It’s like topless is as amazing as always, but you don’t get a premium to be topless, thanks to babes like Zuzanna, owning it. The pics are by sonia szostak FOR C-Heads

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Chrissy Teigen See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy of the site, only because she decided to go at war with me and call me out for being the evil asshole that I am because I made fun of her for being fat, dumpy, a failed model, but a successful gold digger, who without her husband she strategically locked down, would be nothing, but thanks to having the foresight to marry someone before they got too rich to marry her, only to encourage and help get rich, so that she gets her 50% when she walks away. I was just telling her it was time to make babies…and not show up to events in see through shirts and I guess she didn’t like that, which is fine because I don’t like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Joanna Krupa Does The Beach of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous… She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass.. Here’s the video TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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