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Camila Morrone Massive Tits of the Day

Camila Morrone, is an aspiring actress, turned titty model, turned Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend, because we know the only tits Leo likes are on dudes…. She is the stepdaughter of Al Pacino….but not really, because her mom is some fame whore actress from South America in her early 40s he has been fucking or obsessed with her for a while…as these women do with their vagina sorcery to suck us all in… I assume her and her daughter turn some tricks together to help secure these men like Leo to maintain their existence. I mean she has huge fucking tits, why not use them for good, because there’s something magical about gross sloppy monster tits on a small frame…they are rare, they are weird, they are terrifying, but they are amazing and I want to drown on them always. It is always exciting for me to stare at a huge set of natural tits of any age…because they are rare…all spilling out of a bikini top from every direction….but you see it happen every once in a while, mainly on social media and you have no choice but to fucking love it, whether you have been born homosexual or not. This monster tits are awesome….which could be why homosexual Leo is all up in them…but I’m sticking to her and her mom doing weird incest shit that makes them of value to these rich guys who have seen it all… Here are those big tit tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Morrone Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barney Creator’s Son: Arrested for Attempted Murder

I love you, you love me. We’re now a scandalous family… In news that is most definitely not meant for children, Patrick Leach – the 27-year old son of the woman who created everyone’s favorite purple dinosaur – has been arrested for attempted murder. According to TheAcorn.com, Leach is accused of shooting a man in the chest on January 9. Few other details, including motive, are available at this time – but authorities say they have come across evidence that connects Leach to the crime. He was arrested in Agoura Hills, California, while the victim was treated at the hospital and is expected to recover. Patrick is the child of Sheryl Leach, the founder of Barney & Friends . He is now free on $1 million bail.

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Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day: Right or Wrong?

You know what they say: don’t let a ridiculous marketing opportunity about a Heisman Trophy finalist’s fake girlfriend go to waste. The Florence Freedom, an independent minor league baseball team, announced last night that it would hold Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day on May 23, a promotion that will include: Empty boxes of bobblehead dolls. A kiss cam for fans to smooch their imaginary friends. An air guitar contest. Freedom general manager Josh Anderson said the event is a great way to generate “buzz” for the season, adding of any controversy that might arise: “I don’t know who we’d be offending. It would just be isolated to the guy who made his season based off this story.” Unless a new report is accurate, Te’o was a victim and Ronaiah Tuiasosopo is behind the scam. What do you think? A Manti Te’o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day is…   Hilarious! Inappropriate! View Poll »

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