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Hot Models Showing Tits in Numero #93 of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear….. I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina…… I need to fuck models.

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Daniela Cannavaro Does the Shrek in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some serious troll pussy….I figure she got a little too into the whole Shrek is making another movie shit and decided she’ll do everything in her power to look like the motherfucker cuz she’s such a serious fan…I really don’t understand this situation, but it is apparently a soccer player and his wife on the beach, only his wife isn’t hot groupie pussy, it’s some pig shit that you probably wouldn’t notice unless the bar was closing and you had a boner you needed to tend to but didn’t have the 50 dollars for street hooker pussy….I mean is this soccer player a queer frontin’, is this some faggot shit that ends with HIV, is he looking for someone who feels like his mother, or does this bitch have dirt on him that she can extort him with, or maybe it’s for citizenship, but I know there is no way this is by choice…cuz even if she has big tits, she has big everything else, broad as farm equipment and it scares me cuz in my fantasy world girls like this don’t exist…but you may like it and it is in a bikini… Pics via Fame

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Some Pimp Premiere Brings out the UK Trash of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was some premiere for something called Pimp in the UK and I didn’t bother looking up what it was because I figure none of us really give a fuck, I just thought it was funny that all the tacky Glamour pussy whores you’d expect to be pornstars, strippers or dinner workers who somehow managed to make it into some weird subculture of garbage bitches in sex store outfits, took full advantage of an event called Pimp while they are clearly whores and made an appearance, So here are some pig fake looking women named Sophie Reade, Bianca Gascoigne, Alicia Duvall and other whores who were in attendance…and not to make you jealous or anything, but reminds me of my typical Saturday night, cuz women like this are easy to buy even when you’re fucking poor and on a budget. Pics via LFI

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