Russell Simmons and girlfriend Hana Nitsche were seen on the beach in Malibu being all lovey-dovey and stufffffffff. Awwwww how sweet. Peep more below: SplashNews
It looks like the Simpson sisters took a family beach trip, because after the surprisingly hot pictures of Ashlee, here’s Jessica Simpson mostly covered up and not attempting any difficult maneuvers like her sister. Which is probably a good thing, considering it’s just been confirmed that she’s pregnant again. We wouldn’t want Jessica straining herself. She’ll need to save that energy for something much more important: her post-pregnancy hotness comeback. Rest up, Jessica. Related Articles: Jessica Simpson’s Jeans Let Me Down Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat Photos: Fameflynet
Further proof that Russell Simmons is one seriously lucky bastard: here he is at the beach with his new girlfriend Hana Nitsche and ex-wife Kimora Lee . So, not only did he trade up, but if there’s any kind of cat fight, you just know somebody’s bikini is coming off. Hey, you don’t make that much money without being a smart guy. I think I may have found my new mentor. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here is former bond girl, Olga Kurylenko wearing a super sexy swimsuit while vacationing in Miami. The water must be cold this time of year in Southern Florida because Olga is having a serious case of nipple-itis. Luckily for Olga, I have invented a product that helps women in these embarrassing situations. They’re my magical fingertips and they’re trademarked. Call me.
Russell Simmons is one lucky bastard. Here he is on the beach in Miami with his hot piece, model girlfriend Hana Nitsche . I’m not familiar with her work, but if she plays her cards right, I don’t think she’ll ever have to strut a catwalk again. Anyway, if only this site could blow up and make me a media mogul, I can also be the one with a young model who is looking for her next meal ticket. So guys help a brotha out. Share this site with all your friends.
Nice shorts Uncle Rush. So swaggy. Our favorite Becky lover Russell “Romance” Simmons was spotted sporting his flavor of the month, German model Hana Nitsche, on his arm for a walk on the beach in Miami. Guess yoga don’t do isht for man boobs. Them thangs on swole. Pacific Coast News
Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear….. I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina…… I need to fuck models.
Candice Swanepoel posted this picture on twitter…and she is so fucking hot…that she doesn’t need to be half naked in the shit to get a post….she just have to be in the fucking picture….and I rarely get excited abotu a girl’s face…probably because I always just assumed they were there to cum on and avoid looking at while fucking….but that’s probably because the quality pussy I get…is not up on the Candice Swanepoel level of good…I’m more in the realm of getting bitched in my wrestling mask before fuck…it’s less obvious than the paper bag, or smothering her with a pillow…easier to introduce to the ugly….o make it tolerable….and here’s Candice Swanepoel to remind me of all that is wrong in my life…
Hana Nitsche is a Czech model….who was raised in Germany….and she is pushing 30…..You’ve probably never heard of her….because I’ve never heard of her…and I do this bullshit all day….but she’s making moves….if you think getting topless in beach photoshoots is making moves….which I think is making moves…cuz if more women were doing that on the daily…instead of complaining….we’d have a far more fun world to live in…one filled with tits…instead of bitches trying toe establish careers….acting all hard in offices proving the corporate world isn’t a mans world…cuz that shit is boring…all we need is you topless…even if you’re fat baby…Hana Nitsche is doing it right…probably cuz Germans are all pragmatic…