Olympic women spun, leaped, and flying cameled their way to the figure skating podium last night, but with all those plunging backs and necklines (not to mention visible nipples) all I could think was, Where does the bra go? Not to be a total perv, but look at these costumes. Illusion netting may cover a multitude of sins, but I’m pretty sure these ladies are not wearing bras. If there’s some sort of slipped-down-the-front floating-cup situation going on, rest assured it is not of the heavy duty sports bra variety that even a casual jogger would be a fool to go without. After all that jumping and contorting at high speeds, shouldn’t their boobs be sore? Point : Braless running down stairs is enough to make a mortal woman cringe. This is clearly more rigorous. Counterpoint : They regularly crash into hard surfaces at 30mph. They can probably handle a little pain. Point : Did you see Mao Asada ‘s triple axel? Counterpoint : They’re only on the ice for four minutes at a time. Point : With all those cut-outs, there isn’t even room for built-in reinforcement. Counterpoint : Those bodies aren’t exactly the type that gets floppy. Counterpoint : Centripetal force is on their side during spins. Point : Oh no. Why is Miki Ando ‘s top pointing at her nipples like that? Counterpoint : It’s the Olympics, so suck it up. Besides, did you see Cynthia Phaneuf ‘s earrings? She’s probably too busy worrying about tearing an earlobe to give her breasts a second thought.
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Do Female Figure Skaters’ Boobs Get Sore? [Olympic Mysteries]
