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Micaela Schaefer Should Hire Me!

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody  Micaela Schaefer putting on one of her best outfits yet for a photoshoot: an electrical tape bikini. And I never realized that Micaela’s electrical tape applier was an actual job before this. But now that I do, forget this whole blogging business, I think I’ve finally found my true calling. Now, where do I apply? Whatever I might lack in experience, I think I’d more than make up for in enthusiasm. » view all 13 photos

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Micaela Schaefer Should Hire Me!

Trew Mullen Will Cause A Serious Pant Fire

Meet Trew Mullen , the latest model to give me a serious pants fire and a sore wrist (from scrolling through her Instagram pictures , you sickos). Anyway, I honestly don’t know how there are this many hot no-name models out there and not a single one of them has agreed to date me yet. Even at a million to one odds, you’d figure I’m bound to land one eventually, right? I’m due! Now, can somebody please tell Trew that?

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