Meet Trew Mullen , the latest model to give me a serious pants fire and a sore wrist (from scrolling through her Instagram pictures , you sickos). Anyway, I honestly don’t know how there are this many hot no-name models out there and not a single one of them has agreed to date me yet. Even at a million to one odds, you’d figure I’m bound to land one eventually, right? I’m due! Now, can somebody please tell Trew that?
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Trew Mullen Will Cause A Serious Pant Fire
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Trew Mullen is some model I follow on instagram…I saw one of these pics by TREVOR HOEHNE …and liked the vibe of her ass on an inflatable in a pool…I could stare at that shit for hours…it’s like I’ve already written three love poems about it…even though poems are gay…even when the are just haikus about eating her ass… I like her look, I like these pics, I don’t know what they are promoting or what this is all about, I just know that I just had anal sex with them because we didn’t have condoms and she’s not on the pill…I don’t know what that means, but I am going to assume it means that Trew makes me a little too excited….. Here are the pics.
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