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Christian Serratos Is Pretty In Bello

I forgot where I recognized this hottie at first, but then I double-checked the archives, and I guess  Christian Serratos use to be in Twilight or something? And according to my research, she’s apparently in The Walking Dead now. And more importantly, right now, she’s showing off some super-cute cleavage in Bella  and giving me a serious pants fire. Which is always a smart career move, if you ask me. Yow! » view all 12 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski And Her Mom Have Natural Talents

Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from. Continue reading

Alexis Farley Is An Instababe You Should Know

For today’s instalment of Better Get to Know an Instagram Hottie, I want to introduce you perverts to  Alexis Farley . According to my research, in addition to being a serious pants fire, Alexis was also named Miss Teen Indiana 2012. Although if she keeps this up, she’ll be able to add Ex-Mrs. Tuna 2015 to that list too. Which, trust me, is a way more prestigious title. I only hand out about a few hundred of those a year. » view all 16 photos

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Kennedy Summers Bikini Pictures

According to my sources, this hottie currently giving me a serious pants fire is Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers . And after this bikini beach shoot, I can definitely see why they liked her so much. Because Kennedy’s so hot, she’s making the smoke detector in my mom’s place go off. Or at least she would’ve if I didn’t remove the batteries so I could smoke down here without getting in trouble. Whatever, you get the idea. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Brazilian Hottie Daiane Sodré

As part of my ongoing quest to do a post on every hot model on the Internet, here’s Daiane Sodré , aka the latest Brazilian hottie to give me a serious pants fire. And after all this hotness, I think I’m going to have to take a trip to Brazil one of these days, because they’re sure as hell not visiting my mom’s basement. I keep submitting it to Lonely Planet, but for some reason, they don’t consider it a major tourist attraction. Go figure. » view all 14 photos

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Kayla Swift’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

Normally I’m not a big fan when hotties do photoshoots in a one-piece instead of a perfectly good bikini, or better yet, nothing but a hand bra. But I’m willing to make an exception for Kayla Swift here. Not only is she quickly becoming one of my new favorite models, but even in a one-piece, she’s got a body so good, it could make a grown blogger cry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go get some tissues. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Patrycja Farbis Belongs In Lingerie

There’s not a whole lot I’ve been able to find out about Patrycja Farbis here, besides the fact that she’s a Polish model and that she’s apparently capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 2 seconds flat. So while I go try to find out more about Patrycja — like whether she’d ever consider marrying a blogger for a Green Card and where they’re keeping the rest of her crazy-hot lingerie pictures, you guys enjoy these. Just make sure to be careful though, because they’re hot enough to cause a nuclear meltdown in your pants region. » view all 17 photos Continue reading

Trew Mullen Will Cause A Serious Pant Fire

Meet Trew Mullen , the latest model to give me a serious pants fire and a sore wrist (from scrolling through her Instagram pictures , you sickos). Anyway, I honestly don’t know how there are this many hot no-name models out there and not a single one of them has agreed to date me yet. Even at a million to one odds, you’d figure I’m bound to land one eventually, right? I’m due! Now, can somebody please tell Trew that?

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Stefanie Knight’s Booty Will Blow Your Mind

Since I know that you guys enjoy discovering up-and-coming hotties almost as much as I do, I want you to meet Stefanie Knight . According to my research, the Canadian model was Playboy’s Miss March in 2014 and after this bikini shoot, I can definitely see why. Anyway, I’d tell you more, but trust me, this is one time when you’re going to want to do the rest of the research for yourself. Enjoy. » view all 16 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anais Zanotti Works It Good In Miami

Normally, I’m used to seeing Anais Zanotti in a bikini at the beach, it’s how the French hottie became one of my favorite professional sunbathers. But I guess she decided to switch things up a bit this time, because here she is doing yoga in the park. And luckily the paps were around to catch every downward dog and deep stretch. So enjoy the variety, although I’m pretty sure Anais could give me a serious pants fire from just about anywhere. » view all 15 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading