Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I thought I had never heard of…. She’s keeping up the classy titty work – by posting selfies of her and her boyfriend grabbing her tits – because I guess she’s got big tits…they are meant to be grabbed – and that aren’t meant to be shown onto the internet….to her fans…which is an amazing that she’s got an internet fan base…but these tits, all tits, always manage to find following… The post Addison Timlin Getting Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alyssa Milano is not hot. She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the Behind the Scenes of Who’s the Boss..where Tony Danza’s jerking off in the corner of the room to her young body…a body that is no more…. This is not Tony Danza taking her butt shot, like old times, but it could be, because clearly this bitch runs off Nostalgia…. Except when it comes to her hairy arm she’s had lasered, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers and haunts you on Halloween..Phantom hairy arms…and likely hairy asshole you can’t see from the bikini bottoms… I don’t know what this bikini pics… The post Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taryn Andreatta is some model/artist which is code for doing silly things naked and pretending there is a higher purpose, and the reality is, anything that gets anyone naked, for any reason, is alright with me…I figure if you need to pretend dressing up like a wild half naked titty exposed animal is actually spreading some kind of message about cruelty to animals, or choosing a vegetarian life, I am all for it. I will smile and nod while staring, however, If you are up on some philanthropic or saving the fucking forrest, hippie, shit, you sure as hell better be showing off your bush, for me to really believe what you’re trying to sell…. Either way, interesting visuals, artistic, or full of shit, you decide, while staring at tit.
[pics removed] Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh. What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates… So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce… Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…
The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.
