Alyssa Milano is not hot. She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the Behind the Scenes of Who’s the Boss..where Tony Danza’s jerking off in the corner of the room to her young body…a body that is no more…. This is not Tony Danza taking her butt shot, like old times, but it could be, because clearly this bitch runs off Nostalgia…. Except when it comes to her hairy arm she’s had lasered, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers and haunts you on Halloween..Phantom hairy arms…and likely hairy asshole you can’t see from the bikini bottoms… I don’t know what this bikini pics… The post Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who the fuck is Elizabeth Gilles and why am I posting her fishnets like they matter…because they don’t. She’s some Disney star, probably molested in the pedophile ring… whore by her parents, now on Dynasty, a very terrible fucking show, I’ve seen a minute of it and had to shut that fucking down….it’s so bad… I guess guys find her hot and jerk off to her…because guys are perverts and jerk off to everything…his doesn’t quite hit the mark for me… The post Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This video is the highlight of my day… Wendy Williams dressed like the Statue of Liberty, likely mistook it for the Twin Towers, and dropping like she had a stroke, or died on TV, from the spanx being too tight, no oxygen to her brain…and the whole performance was as dramatic as you’d expect. She probably just saw her bikini pics … In other black pop culture news…Cardi B was dressed liek Cruella Deville, and we support all strippers turned Number 1 on the Billboard Charts cashing in, except I do prefer when my strippers are more failed, broken and given up on life… The post Wendy Williams Drops Like Bricks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It all started with a competition to win a ticket to a private session with Justin Bieber on September 11, 2012 in Frankfurt, Germany. I am a belieber, creeping him all day on Twitter and of course I took part of this contest. There were lots of radio stations that gave away tickets for this event and I took part of every single one because I wanted to met Justin so bad. I sent 7483 e-mails but still did not hear back from anything. I never won anything. I thought I’d never win. The next day I got home from school, I already kind of gave up and thought that I would never get my chance. I checked my e-mails and there was it. It said that I won the tickets to the acoustic concert. I freaked out completely just cried. After about 45 minutes (screaming and fangirling) I actually finished reading the email. I read the whole email and discovered this sentence on the end of it: You also won – no joke – a meet and greet with Justin Bieber. I was now completely gone forever. I was the happiest girl on the planet. When we got there, we got in a room where we had to wait. Finally were allowed to go upstairs to meet Justin. When we arrived, I already saw him through the glass door, joking around with Alfredo , and Kenny was right next to them. I promised myself that I would hug them too, but when we walked in, I don’t really know what was going on with my body, it felt like a dream. We were allowed to walk in, I was one of the first groups. I saw Moshe and he smiled at me. I watched Justin and Fredo still joking around with his iPhone and something. Then he came up to me and opened his arms and said, “Aye how are you?’” I hugged him and I was so still like the Statue of Liberty. He smiled at me like an angel and I just… don’t know what I actually did. Then we took a picture. His cheek was like 5 centimeters from mine. I first didn’t know what to do with my hand. so I just placed it on his back, a little above from his ass lol. Then I thought he might not like that so I kept my hand to myself. I gave him my Believe album to sign it. I also wrote a letter for him and gave him it too. At first he was a little confused and though I wanted him to sign that too. Then he looked up at me, smiled at me and was like, “Aww for me?” Then he hugged me and said thank you for the letter. We then had to go and we hugged again. I realized that I didn’t even hug Kenny or Fredo. We got back to the “waiting station” and had to wait about another hour until we could see him again. He gave an acoustic concert. His voice is just like heaven, he was so sweet and in such a good mood . I saw so many girls crying but I didn’t. I didn’t even realize that this just happened to ME. When I came home and was laying in my bed, I realized everything. I cried the whole evening, the whole night and the next day. I am so thankful that my biggest dream came true, the one at the top of my wish-list. I thank God, and I thank Justin for letting me meet the person I love. This was the best day of my life! – @BieberTapes More: It all started with a competition to win a ticket to a private…
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