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Tulisa Contostavlos Muff Gut in Shorts of the Day

The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth….. I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot…. But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Muff Gut in Shorts of the Day

Selena Gomez Slutting Out at Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday of the Day

I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh…. But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures… No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez Slutting Out at Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday of the Day