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Selena Gomez Slutting Out at Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh…. But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures… No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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RIP Motherfucker – Patrice O’Neal Tribute Post of the Day

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally don’t laugh at much. I don’t find anything “LOL” funny. I am either a comedy snob or just a bitter motherfucker who resents more successful people than me…If anything I find comedy annoying scripted shit, always the same joke over and over for idiots to laugh at cuz they feel they have to…. But, I have seen Patrice O’Neal live at the Just For Laughs event in Montreal. He is some funny shit, and now he is no more….His fatness that gave him diabetes, gave him a stroke that he didn’t recover from…and now he is dead…and that’s some sad shit…. Like so many comedians before him, living the grind, he chose burger and fries as his drug of choices, and slowly killed himself….I can relate. He was a talent that I noticed he was a little flimsy at the Sheen Roast…but we’ve got tons of videos to remember him by….RIP Motherfucker. The Patrice O’Neal Edition…

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Raquel Zimmermann’s Titties for Vogue Nippon of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I was in High School, Nippon meant the girl in gym class didn’t have a sports bra, but she did have much more developed tits that the other girls, cuz her nipples looked like they were about to rip through her shirt, like my dick was about to rip through my jogging pants, hand it not been 2 inches long…something girls may point and laugh at cuz it gives them no satisfaction, but my life goal was never to get girls off, it was to get myself off, and really if you have 30 bucks, you can pay for pussy approval, while benefitting from all the good small penis problems, like not having embarrasing moments in public. Fuck you. Apparently, Nippon is also a place that has a big enough fashion industry to have their very own Vogue, that books the most Jewish sounding Brazilian model, Raquel Zimmermann, to get in see through shirts….and it’s not a first for her, cuz just last week, Raquel Zimmermann went fully topless for Vogue Spain ….what a slut.

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Amber Heard’s Legs Posing with Zombies of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Heard is some actor in the movie Zombieland. She is also an idiot and was quoted saying something along the lines that she decided to not be a model because modeling takes no talent but acting has substance, something I’m sure 95 percent of actors agree with and 95 percent of non-actors laugh at cuz we all know these cunts are just scamming all of us and getting paid big money for the shit. She was posing with a zombie cuz zombie’s are the new vampires and lookin’at her, I realize that I wouldn’t mind eating her brains, and by brains I mean pussy