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John Mayer’s New Haircut

That’s one way to get someone out of your hair! After two years of forgoing haircuts, John Mayer debuted a new, shorter ‘do in Los Angeles on Saturday. Mayer’s hair has seen many iterations in recent years, from long and curly and super sleek to ’80s inspired and totally buzzed. This time around, the Grammy award-winning rocker — who has sported a similar style in the past — cut his hair days after he split from Katy Perry. (He called on celebrity hairstylist Sally Hershberger for the new loo

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John Mayer’s New Haircut

Hawaii Elections Official Says Obama Not Born in USA

“I had direct access to the Social Security database, the national crime computer, state driver's license information, international passport information, basically just about anything you can imagine to get someone's identity,” Adams explained. “I could look up what bank your home mortgage was in. I was informed by my boss that we did not have a birth record [for Obama].” Looks like time's up for the alien Man Child crypto-Muslim infiltrator. added by: crystalman

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off Her Pieces

Ashlee Simpson helped introduce the new additions to the Hershey Chocolates Pieces line of candy yesterday. With her super-skinny look, Hershey’s might want to get someone who looks like they actually eat the stuff next time.

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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off Her Pieces

Inspired Slanted Stomach Smiley Face (NVSFW) :|

“It’s merely a flesh wound” Is this something he learned from watching sexy goth girl Guide to Asian Emoticons ? We all thought she was cute bro, too far.

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Inspired Slanted Stomach Smiley Face (NVSFW) 😐

Scott Brown Wants You To Date His Daughters

Senator Scott Brown is not just a powerful symbol of Democrats' inability to perform basic tasks (like, I don't know, winning *$#@ing Massachusetts?), he's also the most embarrassing Dad ever! Goodbye Healthcare Reform; hello Arianna and Ayla Brown ! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Tiger Woods Spotted At Sex Rehab

The National Enquirer has a picture of Tiger at a Mississippi rehab clinic (where he is reportedly being treated for “sex addiction.”) These people need their Pulitzer already. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

How To Write A Passive-Aggressive Note

A great little How-To for all you amateurs who keep accidentally writing friendly, encouraging notes when you're trying to get someone to do something. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment