I know the rest of the media is busy reporting on the latest Trump clusterf&%k, but here at Tuna HQ, we’re working on an equally important story: I’m trying to figure out whether or not McKayla Maroney ‘s new booty she’s been showing off lately is real or fake. Here’s a few of her latest pictures, and I still can’t tell for sure, but I promise to continue digging until I get some answers, and I’m willing to risk as many pants fires as it takes. I know, I know. I’m a shoo-in for the Pulitzer this year, right?
Philly Police Offer Kanye West A Job To Help With His $53 Million Debt Among the many revelations that Kanye West unsheathed in his superfluous Twitter rants was his now-infamous $53 million debt. I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart… — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016 While many have asked exactly how Mr. West acquired such massive debt while also being one of the most successful artists out, The shady azz Philly P.D. “just wants to help” We R hiring, @kanyewest ! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGY pic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr — Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016 Ain’t nobody giving Kanye West crazy ass a gun and badge. Stop it 5-0. Image via Twitter/WENN
Author Of “To Kill A Mockingbird” Harper Lee Dead At Age 89 Damn, damn, damn, Harper… Via AL Author Nelle Harper Lee, who won the Pulitzer Prize for fiction in 1961 for her book, “To Kill a Mockingbird,” passed away in her sleep Friday morning at the age of 89, her family has confirmed. “This is a sad day for our family. America and the world knew Harper Lee as one of the last century’s most beloved authors,” Hank Conner, Lee’s nephew and a spokesman for the family, said in a statement Friday morning. “We knew her as Nelle Harper Lee, a loving member of our family, a devoted friend to the many good people who touched her life, and a generous soul in our community and our state. We will miss her dearly.” Conner’s statement indicated that “Ms. Lee passed away in her sleep early this morning. Her passing was unexpected. She remained in good basic health until her passing.” Lee was born April 28, 1926, in Monroeville, the youngest of four children of lawyer Amasa Coleman Lee and Frances Cunningham Finch Lee. R.I.P. Harper Lee.
Harper Lee – the author best known for the iconic 1960 novel To Kill a Mockingbird – has passed away at the age of 89. A county coroner confirmed today that Lee passed away at an assisted living facility in Monroeville – the small Alabama town that she called home throughout most of her life. In addition to winning the Pulitzer Prize and serving as the basis of a classic film, To Kill a Mockingbird has become a perennial favorite in both classrooms and bookstores. Astonishingly, 56 years after its publication, the book still sells over one million copies every year. The book’s themes of racial injustice and the importance of aiding the oppressed have helped it remain continuously relevant – and widely beloved – throughout several generations. Lee was a lifelong friend of author Truman Capote (the character of Dill in Mockingbird is based on a young Capote) and she assisted him in researching his famous “non-fiction novel” In Cold Blood . Despite spending much of her life avoiding the spotlight, Lee made headlines last year with the news that a sequel to Mockingbird entitled Go Set a Watchman would be released several decades after it was penned. The controversial novel became an instant bestseller. Lee never married or had children, but she was fiercely beloved by the people of Monroeville – the tiny town that helped inspire one of the great literary works of the 20th Century. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016
Even though I’m technically a celebrity blogger, I try not to follow any of that celebrity gossip crap, so instead I can focus on more important things: like hot nobody Karrueche Tran heading out in leggings. But according to my sources, her d-bag ex Chris Brown is supposedly sending her “expensive gifts” these days, and since I don’t want to see her getting back together with that guy, I guess I’ll have to step my game up and send Karrueche a little something myself. Let’s see, I think I’ve got a couple Burger King coupons that haven’t expired yet. Hey, don’t laugh, that may not sound like an expensive gift to you, but those currently account for like 10% of my net worth. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up? A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Aug 24, 2015 at 3:45pm PDT
I’ve got some good news: not only do I have a killer new lingerie shoot from Elisabeth Giolito to share with you perverts today, I did some digging and was able to find out a little more about the serious hottie. No, not where she’s from, or whether she’s pro-dating a blogger; I found something even better – her Instagram handle . See? Who says us bloggers don’t know how to do serious, investigative reporting? I’ll be expecting my Pulitzer any day now. » view all 12 photos
First, we had my new crush Amy Willerton posing half-naked in a clamshell , now we’ve got her half-naked in a hot tub. If you ask me though, I like this version better. It’s much steamier. See what I did there? I’m telling you guys, that Pulitzer is mine this year. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
After yesterday’s important update, I’ve got more confirmation for you guys on the week’s biggest story: Maria Menounos ‘ booty still looks amazing. Here she is at the premiere of some new movie called Lone Survivor showing off that perfect profile of hers. Anyway, make sure to stay tuned for more on this story. I’m going to be following it closely for the next few months. I think this is going to be the year I finally get my Pulitzer. Photos: WENN.com
Roger Ebert is best remembered as the Pulitzer Prize winning movie critic for the Chicago Sun-Times . But to skin fans his legacy was cemented when he first began collaborating with that towering figure of skinema, Russ Meyer . More after the jump!
