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Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implant is Amazing of the Day

The rumor is that Nicki Minaj has ass implants. I guess the rumor is that any and all of these fat ass girls have ass implants, because we are in the era of the fat ass. I mean she really milks her ass like it was the cow that she is, she even makes songs about her ass, because she’s very into and about the ass… I heard somewhere that she had a scare last week that one of the ass implants popped….because I guess unlike breast implant…they get more wear and tear…. I always just assumed she was fat as fuck and that the ass came with being fat as fuck, because despite being white as fuck and marketed to white people, she is still black and if you’ve ever sen a black girl in leggings, you’ll know they got ass…and that the ass implants were just designed for white girls to participate in this movement..that Kim Kardashian, original ass implant, is the leader of… But then the above picture dropped, of her sitting on what looks like more of pillow than anything human or natural…and I guess that’s up for you to decide if it’s a real ass or a fake ass, because ultimately, I couldn’t care less…because it is Nicki Minaj and she’s the kind of fame whore planting these stories to get people talking… She’s also the kind of girl to show off serious underboob to distract from the ass… This is all such nonsense .Here she is with Ridiculous Underboob…. CLICK HERE

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Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implant is Amazing of the Day

Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with… The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money… I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day

The funny thing about Tattoos that I don’t think people realize when they are getting tattoos is that they are date specific. It’s like they are usually on trend when these people get them, because as you know tattoos are trendy, and fast forward a decade and you can see exactly what era they are from, and in turn you can usually accurately guess the age of the botox face that’s trying to trick you…like this Eva Longoria character who I like to hate on because she’s Mexican, and as a half Mexican with mommy issues directed at my Mexican mom, I have no choice…but also because she’s the kind of Mexican who pretends she’s not Mexican and hires Mexican staff like a white girl, to boss around like a white girl, until it comes to casting a Mexican for a movie, something she’s probably craving to do, in which case she’ll bring the fucking Mexican, like she is Halle Berry playing the black girl, winning Oscars and shit, despite being barely talented, not that acting requires talent, but really just delusion that makes you not feel humiliated in situations you should be humiliated in… That said, she’s still got a good ass for a 40 year old….and I guess that counts for something…considering all it has been through…from NBA penis to god knows what else…it looks like it has survived…shitty tattoos and all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

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Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day