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Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day

I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc… I assume that J.LO, along with her ass implants and breast implants, and botox, which is now part of her, is the one who put those out there.. Because all I see, is an old lady that sure, I’d fuck her, but she’s still an old lady…no matter how tight her SPANX outfit is, or how good it makes her ass look…she’s still fucking old… But keep on pretending she looks young…you fucking idiots… Here she is for some magazine..in tight clothing…as she does…because it keeps things in place… The post Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Shahi for Maxim’s October Issue of the Day

She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate…..despite how sexy she is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by sexy to your puritan freaks….while I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV……but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater…. She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutonary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her rockin’ hard in Maxim…giving boners like she wasn’t old, washed up, and expired…I dig it.

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Vanessa Hudgens Whoring Out on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens whoring out in on the beach…giving boners to boyfriends who fuck her and aren’t gay like the last one…..but I prefer when she’s slutting out on nude pics when she was 17, naked and unshaven….until she gets all regretful on us and sends her lawyers to mend the pieces of her broken heart…or whatever the fuck happened when I was threatened criminally for posting them cuz she was underage…even though that technically makes her the kiddie porn producer…..regretful sluts are the worst…so that shit caused a riff, made me hate her for recent weight gain, but the truth is she’s a pretty solid Filipino, far more amazing than the lazy nannies i see in Juicy Couture in the rich part of town being degraded by 5 year old rich kids… And here she is visiting her old haunts…whoredom and amazing.

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