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Britney Spears, Old and Boxy in a Tight Dress of the Day

Every time I look at Britney Spears I think of that song Every Time by Britney Spears…but also….whether Britney Spears is still in there..I feel like she’s comatose and communicating with us by blinking, but that’s giving her too much credit, she was a half retard, song and dance puppet the family just heavily medicated…. She’s aging, a little too fit, wearing a tight dress, all broad shoulder…because she’s on a strict training routine…and that’s ok…if you’re gonna approach menopause, to it with muscle mass. Great fucking tits though…keep up the good work. The post Britney Spears, Old and Boxy in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Drugged Out Demon of the Day

Bella Thorne’s looking a bit too much like a broken down Ireland Baldwin…or a Rumer Willis…with a bit too much of a potato head going on…. She’s also looking a little too much like the Rave Bathroom floor where some raver shat out a glittery rainbow of ecstasy for everyone to eat up…. She’s wearing some bold not so period friendly pants…and her what could be a fake tit, or what could be just a 20 year old tit…in a corporately sponsored paparazzi shoot she’s likely getting paid for…and it’s not so magical..it looks like shit, like a demon, like a horror movie…and whether she’s followed or not..she’s not that great at all.. I just post about her everyday because I don’t mind demons when they have good tits…I’m so conflicted… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are some pics from her birthday sleazy….. The post Bella Thorne Drugged Out Demon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alizee Coucke Nipples of the Day

Alizee Coucke is some model from France and she’s topless for LUI, because LUI the porn mag turned trendy fashion mag is what all these motherfuckers trying to make it are eager to get naked in, and they don’t even get paid to be naked in it, which is beyond my capacity of understanding because nudity is a commodity to me and I’ve been raised to believe that women do not get naked for free, it’s 10 dollars a song at the very least…it’s never free…so this girls getting naked for free, for people like me to see, people who have no business seeing them naked…just doesn’t process in my half retard booze soaked head…BUT it is happening, because naked isn’t a big deal, naked is perfect.. The post Alizee Coucke Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked… She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst.. Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges… I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there.. Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist… The post Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day

Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day… The post Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day

Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day… The post Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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