Malgosia Bela is some 36 year old Polish model…who unlike the Polish woman at the local deli, is not balding, obese and rocking a moustache…… I’ve heard the name but can’t really place who she is or what she’s been in, because ultimately, who gives a fuck… Google says she’s been in the Pirelli Calendar in 2009…and again in 2012…making her a professional Pirelli calendar model…and that’s probably more prestigious than being a professional cat calendar model…I mean who the fuck uses calendars anymore…weird people..that’s who… Now she’s in a magazine looking amazing…and it’s not bad even though she’s 100 fucking years old in model years… I’m just said these pics aren’t her birthing video…isn’t that what all 36 year old women are supposed to be doing, especially when from Poland….like bitch get it together and find yourself a rich guy…unless you have already, and you probably have, I mean how else do you escape Poland… The post Malgosia Bela for i-D Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ever since Helen Flanagan went and dyed her hair, I’ve been on the lookout for a new favorite busty blonde to obsess over, and after this latest set of lingerie shots from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson , I think I might’ve found her. Because I’m definitely liking what I’ve been seeing so far from the super-hot Texan. And if you think these are good, you should check out Hannah’s Instagram . Trust me, it’ll make you forget you ever heard the name Kate Upton . Although it might also make you forget how to speak without drooling. » view all 65 photos
I don’t really know all that much about Jenna Malone. I’ve heard the name before. I’ve POSTED HER NUDE ART FILM before…and now I am supporting her new video that she’s strategically naked in, because she stripped down and got strategically naked in it, which makes her worth listening to. I mean any girl who wants to be in the arts and thinks stripping down gets her point across, whether that art is striptease, or blow job, or anal…or whatever this sweet sound sad music that reminds me of a 90s suicide scene is….
You’ve probably heard by now that actress and noted possessor of ethereal beauty Kate Winslet went and married herself a new husband earlier this month. We have no idea if these two crazy kids can make it work, but here’s hoping they decide to have kids, because husband number 3 is walking around with the unlikely name of Ned Rocknroll . So who is this guy? Strangely, he isn’t a former Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver or an L.A. Laker. As it turns out, if you heard the name ‘Ned Rocknroll’ and thought ‘eccentric millionaire,’ you’d be 100 percent right. Ned is Richard Branson’s nephew; he currently ekes out a living on what must surely be a pauper’s wage as the head of marketing promotion and something called ‘Astronaut Experience’ at Branson’s commercial spaceflight company, Branson Galactic. Mr. Rocknroll obviously wasn’t born into the Rocknroll family. Cursed at birth with the impossibly bland name of ‘Ned Abel Smith,’ he chose his much more memorable moniker, according to ex wife Eliza Pearson, because he thinks people take themselves too seriously. Practicing what he preaches, he legally changed his name to one that would ensure neither he, nor anyone else, would be able to do that to him again. Fun fact: it turns out that you can’t legally choose a single name as your official name, which is why he went with Ned Rocknroll instead of his first choice, just ‘Ned.’ Sorry, Morrissey! As far as crazy names go, Rocknroll doesn’t quite live up to the standard that Douglas Adams established with Wonko the Sane from So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish , but it’ll do in a pinch. And should he begin to be taken seriously again, we’d like to note that ‘Ochocinco’ is available again, thanks to Chad Johnson’s boring decision to revert to his birth name. In the meantime, what do we call the happy couple? Ked? Rocknslet? Winsroll? [via ET ] Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow him on twitter (@rossalincoln). Follow Movieline on Twitter .
