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Russell Brand Arrested At LAX After Allegedly Defending What’s Left Of Katy Perry’s Honor

British funnyman and noted Dame Helen Mirren bathmate Russell Brand was arrested yesterday at Los Angeles International Airport after roughing up a paparazzo all in the name of chivalry. Or something.

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Russell Brand Arrested At LAX After Allegedly Defending What’s Left Of Katy Perry’s Honor

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Failed A Drug Test And Other Yom Kippur Miracles

Perhaps jail time and rehab really did change Lindsay Lohan. After coming up positive for drug use in her court-mandated drug test, I think we were all girded for the usual litany of excuses — not my pants, not my drugs, I drink a lot of kombucha , I accuse my parents , and so on. But, mirable dictu , Lindsay’s taken full responsibility. And that’s not all!

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Lindsay Lohan Admits She Failed A Drug Test And Other Yom Kippur Miracles