Avril Lavigne is making like Rihanna for the cover of her new single, “Here’s to Never Growing Up.” No, she isn’t setting herself up to be smacked around again by Chris Brown … she’s naked! “Here’s my new single cover!! #HTNGU,” the singer Tweeted today, revealing a very revealing shot of herself covered only by a lucky stuffed animal. The track will debut on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday.
Here are the fattest chicks on TV at the Emmy Awards showing off their tits that hardly impress me – not cuz I don’t love tits…but cuz I don’t love tits that come with fat chicks…. I know they didn’t get dressed thinking how they can impress me – but I do know for a fact that at least Kat Dennings knows who I am because she blocked me on twitter but more importantly tried to sue me for posting some topless pics she leaked in efforts to get noticed and land a TV gig……which shee did. And like Christina Hendricks she challenges the capacity of wide screen TVs pretty fucking aggressively every week…. I know you are all gonna get mad at me….cuz she has fans and cuz you are used to fatter chicks…and I know you don’t care about fat if it comes with tits….but you are all blinded by the cleavage..and really I don’t care either way, I have better shit to worry about than these twats, like when I am going to get to take another nap today, but I will say I’m not impressed with cleavage on a fat chick ever…cuz cleavage on a fat chick is the only fucking move a fat chick has…and cleavage on a fat chick from overeating is about as impressive as watching a bitch overeat…but I am still a dude, and I still love tits, cuz tits are fun to play with… and should be celebrated even when they come with obesity, even when I hate obesity, cuz I married obesity….but as these two prove, tits have the power to distract from diabetes in training…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When Taylor Swift is not filling her pussy up with 18 year old Kennedy cock she is trying to marry….she’s filling it up with fabric…. She’s a wholesome for the sake of her career, money maker with the best scam…singing tedious…poptart…candy coated generic bullshit tween songs that have the intellectual substance of a kids show….that say all the obvious shit that have the same depth as a fucking puddle…for the retards of the world to relate to….cuz most people don’t have fucking brains…. Her shit is on the radio whenever I turn on the radio and that’s the kind of shit that makes me want to blow my fucking brains out…but instead all wait for this cartoon character of a teen icon to fucking crack…cuz you know it will…and one day her stage show will involve her screaming death medal or obscure lesbian art songs about rape and torture while fisting herself covered in pigs blood…cuz flowers and butterflies bullshit with no substance only last so long before serious fucking collapse….you can only be a marketing tool….corporate puppet for so long before the real you wants to break free….and this fabric insertion is a start….a foreshadow of what’s to come… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE