In one of the nerdiest and most entertaining videos we’ve seen in awhile, CDZA and its co-founder offers a new take on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Having run the lyrics through Google Translate and back. Watch below as the site (which “creates musical experiences”) puts the Will Smith / DJ Jazzy Jeff smash to the search engine auto-translation test … Fresh Prince, Google Translate Style! The lyrics were translated from English to the world’s most spoken language (Mandarin), to the second most (Spanish), to the third most, to the fourth most, etc. Then rapper Jeremie Harris does his hilarious thing, dropping awkwardly-phrased lyrical BOMBS that make you scratch your head and smile as you rock to the beat.
There is a Kate Gosselin cruise. Yes, a cruise featuring Kate Gosselin herself. This summer. Offered by Royal Caribbean, which is like a major cruise line. On August 12-19, if you are so inclined, you can set sail with Kate on a ship for between $1,900 and $3,175. A small price to pay for a brush with … wait. The trip starts in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., moving on to Jamaica, Cozumel, etc. Kate will be available for Q&A sessions, photo ops, crafts and cocktail parties! Better vacation: This or a week in Pyongyang? The hilarious thing is that Kate Gosselin , for all her good qualities (there must be some, we’re thinking) is basically famous for yelling, being a grating harpy, insisting on having things her way, seeking attention and emasculating her then-husband. Just want you want to be around … on VACATION. Are people actually interested in things like this? Is it actually a selling point to go on a celebrity cruise? Or one with Kate Gosselin for that matter? Seriously, tell us. And if the answer is yes, just spend August working instead. Some nice overtime pay has to be better than Mai Tais with the TLC banshee. [Photo: WENN.com]
Career train wreck Lindsay Lohan has been taking shoplifting alternative classes, as ordered by a judge. The hilarious thing? Shoplifting alternative classes exist. The first lesson? Don’t steal jewelry that doesn’t belong to you. Hard to wrap your head around, we know. Lohan must also do 360 hours of court-ordered community service at the Downtown Women’s Center. But has she? Not so far, although she has done about 45 of the 360, and a source says , “Lindsay does have a full year to comply with all terms of community service.” Lindsay also has to do 100 hours at the L.A. County morgue, which she has not yet started. “Lindsay is dreading that aspect the most,” the insider says. Lindsay must appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner on October 19 for a progress report. Judging by the last meeting they had , it might not go well. [Photo: WENN.com]
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