Unless you live in a major market and want to sample Joaquin Phoenix’s coprophilic hip-hop narcissist fantasia (no, that’s not a recommendation), it might be worth just forgoing this weekend at the movies. Don’t take my word for it, though; see the sad pickings after the jump, with one (negotiable) exception.
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Weekend Forecast: It’s Resident Evil: Afterlife’s World, Joaquin Phoenix is Just Living It
