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Diane Kruger Does GQ Naked of the Day

I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering. You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are a people that are pretty easy to get to convince to lick you’re asshole while you shit down their throat, you just have to tell them something convincing….like that if they don’t do it, they’re bad Germans…. Sure I don’t know much about the culture, but I’m working off logic here, and now their biggest crossover star from their world to ours since Heidi Klum, but then again I’m just saying that cuz I don’t know any other German’s off the top of my head, and this one is rockin’ GQ naked and amazing…and that’s good enough for me… I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is, but here she is in some movie called Inhale – Naked…. To See The Rest of the GQ Pictures Follow this Link GO

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com , but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose.. Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug… Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval…. Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton … Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy… Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day