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Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard. She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story… But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy… So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day

There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous…. So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated….. Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

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Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

Lacey Chabert also knowns as the voice of Meg Griffin in Season one of Family Guy….a role people probably consider her at her best…..was also in Party of Five….one of those shows like Dawson’s Creek, Buffy, Felicity….etc… that manage to find a real passionate fan boy nice…and I don’t fucking know why….but I do know that I’ve been in at least one grown man’s house that was filled with action figures…and box sets of these kinds of shows….that screamed “I could be a serial killer, but I’m a harmless nerd”…..a description I assume also best describes you….which is the main reason I’m posting this 30 year old in her bikini in a TV Movie no one cares about and that won’t win her any awards…cuz that’s just the kind of actor she is…a filler that won’t leave much of a mark on the world…but that her weird, obsessive fans still have posters of and plan their wedding night every time they jerk off…I don’t get it…I just know it happens… Here she is in a bikini for TV….

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Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

OMG! Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now… So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….

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Charlize Theron Intense in W Magazine August 2012 of the Day

Charlize Theron is the original South African slut to escape Apartheid and HIV, blood diamonds and a mother who murdered her father with her model good looks only to do Playboy in the 90s to establish herself as some hot actor bitch all thanks to a willingness to get naked….giving her the good life all thanks to showing a little bush…a lesson I wish all girls who were a 7 or better would grasp because it would make my life more interesting…save the careers for the fat chicks, god knows there are enough of them to go around….

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Charlize Theron Intense in W Magazine August 2012 of the Day

Genevieve Morton Named FHM South Africa’s Hottest Woman of the Day

Not to discredit Genvieve Morton’s title of South Africa’s hottest woman according to FHM South Africa…..but the truth is she’s the only South African who isn’t HIV positive. As a fan of South African woman, because they are some melting pot of fucking hot, for some reason I don’t quite understand, but assume it has to do with rich white European people exploiting poor black natives, making them work their farms and mine their blood diamonds, I mean doesn’t all hot pussy stem from extreme racism in exotic places??? It is nice to see Candice Swanepoel knocked off her ego train by this bustier, hotter according to FHM, Genvieve Morton bitch, cuz I am sure she’s at that point of fucking annoying in her career where she just thinks she is bigger than South Africa…. Especially since Genvieve Morton posts nipple pics on twitter…. but then again so does Swanepoel…I guess it’s part of their culture….nipples, diamonds and HIV….

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Sacha Baron Cohen Takes Ruthless Dictator Act to CinemaCon

“He then began threatening the exhibitors to put his movie in their theaters, or else he said he might detonate imaginary bombs underneath their seats. ‘Is that chewing gum underneath your seat? Certainly they are not plastic explosives,’ he teased. ‘Trust me, there are bigger bombs in John Carter . Just shoot the executive behind that. Oh — wait, you did,’ he said, referring to [Rich] Ross’s recent departure from Disney. But perhaps the harshest zinger was aimed at Steven Spielberg’s DreamWorks. To urge CinemaCon attendees to see a screening of The Dictator later Monday evening, Cohen promised free Rolexes, blood diamonds, and young girls — ‘or boys, if you are from DreamWorks.'” [ LAT ]

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Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pictures For Passionata of the Day

I like my Jewish girls hot, big tittied, and army trained. The kind of bitch who can negotiate blood diamonds for me in hebrew, while being capable of sniffing out terrorist attacks and stopping them in hand to hand combat….especially when they have a modeling contract, a pre-req for having sex with me as of last week. Not that Bar Refaeli ever did the military, she was too spoiled and a model fucking A List celebs for that, but I still can have fantasies of feeding her pussy my dick latkes on Purim while she’s dressed up like Wonder Woman like the bitch I saw leaving the synagogue this morning with her two kids in tow.

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Khanyi Mbau Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Her name is Khanyi Mbau and she is apparently a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of bling and likely leaked these nude pics of herself for attention…. It turns out they were shot in september of last year and that they have taken a solid 6 months to get to America….like a cuban on a fucking raft…probably cuz America doesn’t give a fuck about South Africa….except maybe for it’s blood diamonds and now…for it’s queen of bling naked and black…..for Black History Month…. Sidenote, I’m not sure what’s dripping out of her pussy, but since she’s from South Africa it is safe to assume it is AIDS…. TO SEE THE VAGINA PICTURE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com , but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose.. Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug… Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval…. Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton … Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy… Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day