I think Elsa Hosk was 2018’s Model of The Year. If there was one model I’d get excited we cover here on Hollywood Tuna, it is her! I know some of you think she may be too skinny or whatever, but to me, she is model perfection. Sure she will piss off many women and obviously looking like that is unattainable, but that is why she is a f%ckin’ supermodel! It’s her job. Get over it and admire.
Ok, usually I get excited about Bella Thorne in a bikini, kissing chicks, and acting crazy, but two days in a row we get her looking like a dirty squigi girl who begs for money at red lights. Anyway, it’s time for a bath, a razor and possibly a shower head with a wifi video camera for some extra pleasure.
There’s lots to get excited about in the month of June, but nothing’s more exciting than a new batch of skin-filled streaming options for you to discover!… read more
You’d normally think that there is no such thing as pants that are too tight, and even when a fat ass squeezes into a size small and you can see the entire underwear or bare ass of the fat chick on the side walk in front of you – you think – those pants are fucking tight – but never too tight for me – just too tight for her – not knowing her size or that the world can see her asshole as she walks.. But Ariel Winter disgusts me – and her money, celebrity, or the fact she’s on TV WILL not make me see past the fact that she looks like a disgusting little troll pig…maybe it’s cuz I don’t get excited by tween tits on TV…or maybe it’s because I know a troll when I see one – and I normally try to run – unless it is 3 am – I am drunk and she’s willing to suck my cock… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Pants are Too Tight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves.. That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical…. The post Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard. She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story… But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy… So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, pile of shit of a person….who has masterminded the world and made a lot of money kind of way….more in a point at laugh at this garbage …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve done a few posts on Casey Batchelor and I still have no clue what she does other than show off her tasty chesticles at various events. Here she is at the ‘What If’ UK film premiere in a cleavage revealing dress. Not bad. I’ve been doing this for 9 years so it takes a lot for me to get excited over a picture of a chick with big boobs. Nonetheless, I’m still motorboating my computer screen, just not with as much enthusiasm. Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
Before you get any ideas about these McKayla Maroney bikini pictures she posted, I should probably remind you that she’s still 17 for another couple months. I warned you guys McKayla was going to be trouble. This is what happens when you only have to work every two years I guess. Anyway, just do what everybody normally does with the Olympics and forget McKayla even exists until there’s a reason to get excited again.