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Paris Hilton’s Wet Spot of the DAy

I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, pile of shit of a person….who has masterminded the world and made a lot of money kind of way….more in a point at laugh at this garbage …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Reese Witherspoon on Robert Pattinson Sex Scene: EWWWW!

Reese Witherspoon finds Robert Pattinson ” amazing and wonderful .” Then why was the actress disgusted by a sex scene between the pair while shooting Water for Elephants ? We’ll let her explain… “Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life,” Witherspoon told In Touch Weekly . “He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it… I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting. I’m not kidding!”

30th Annual Mooning of the Trains Event of the Day

Not only is there is an annual train mooning event, but it’s been going on for 30 fuckin’ years. Sure the turnout is almost as pathetic as one of my birthday parties, because I have no friends, and the people who do show up are just homeless lookin’ motherfuckers who have nothing better to do with their days, and I’m sure no one is really making huge bank off this shit, like it’s no fuckin’ Woodstock 1997, but the fact that it happens is pretty fucking amazing and is inspiring me to start up a useless festival of my own called “Annual Riding Drunkenstepfather’s Face Like It was the Bus” festival, but I figure the quality of pussy willing to allow that kind of thing to happen to them will make me envious of the Train Mooning event’s turnout, which isn’t saying much other than that I am a loser.

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Tila Tequilas Ustream Insanity Nipple Slip Strip Breast

I can’t follow Tila Tequila on twitter anymore. It’s just too fucking desperate to see her trying to get male attention or fame or whatever the fuck it is she’s looking for and her tweets just annoy me. I am all for girls trying to suck dick to get to the top, I am all for girls with serious daddy issues, who are willing to get naked and compromise any self respect they may have possibly had, but I hate having to watch it unfold all day long on the internet makes me feel like I am part of her insane, cheesy, stripper, clubkid, loser life and that’s just not working for me.

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Tila Tequila’s Ustream Insanity Nipple Slip Strip of the Day