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30th Annual Mooning of the Trains Event of the Day

Not only is there is an annual train mooning event, but it’s been going on for 30 fuckin’ years. Sure the turnout is almost as pathetic as one of my birthday parties, because I have no friends, and the people who do show up are just homeless lookin’ motherfuckers who have nothing better to do with their days, and I’m sure no one is really making huge bank off this shit, like it’s no fuckin’ Woodstock 1997, but the fact that it happens is pretty fucking amazing and is inspiring me to start up a useless festival of my own called “Annual Riding Drunkenstepfather’s Face Like It was the Bus” festival, but I figure the quality of pussy willing to allow that kind of thing to happen to them will make me envious of the Train Mooning event’s turnout, which isn’t saying much other than that I am a loser.

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30th Annual Mooning of the Trains Event of the Day

Tila Tequilas Ustream Insanity Nipple Slip Strip Breast

I can’t follow Tila Tequila on twitter anymore. It’s just too fucking desperate to see her trying to get male attention or fame or whatever the fuck it is she’s looking for and her tweets just annoy me. I am all for girls trying to suck dick to get to the top, I am all for girls with serious daddy issues, who are willing to get naked and compromise any self respect they may have possibly had, but I hate having to watch it unfold all day long on the internet makes me feel like I am part of her insane, cheesy, stripper, clubkid, loser life and that’s just not working for me.

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Jessica Alba Shows a Little Bra of the Day

Jessica Alba was out showing a little bra to remind us all that despite having a kid that murdered her sex appeal, vagina and naked body and left shit in a bloody pile in the corner, she’s still alive and kickin’ and by kickin’ I mean boring as fucking shit…not that shit can’t be exciting depending on the day, but Jessica Alba can’t, she’s too uptight and even pictures of the cunt being wild aren’t even PG, I heard it’s gotta do with the no-nudity clause in her boring contract, unless it’s to trick dudes to not leave you by getting pregnant.

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Gay Amputee Singing Mariah Carey’s Obsessed of the Day

I am all for disabilities, if anything being a gay amputee would be an asset in the gay world.

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Christina Ricci Calls Single and Lookin’ for Storage in Jeans of the Day

Christina Ricci called off her engagement and is being forced to look for storage to keep her stuff in while she takes on this new chapter of her life being a single girl in a big world, who is not nearly as hot as she used to be, but at least has money and celebrity status that is enough for desperate dudes who used to jerk off to her fat tits before she murdered them, willing to explore the depths of her pussy. The funny thing about these pictures is that the sign next to her head is also the same message that was written in the first valentine’s day card she ever got, only it read: Thank your Vagina for BEING public storage for all of our dicks. We appreciate your effort.

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