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Vintage Thickness: Ashanti’s Cold Queso Thick Thighs Reminded Us That She’s Neve Lost An Ounce Of Juice

Apega/WENN.com Ashanti Is A Blessing If you saw the VMAs this year then you know that Ashanti was the unlikely star of the show. No, she didn’t win an award and wasn’t really there to do much, but we are damn happy she showed up. Why? Because she showed up as thick as ever and stole the whole entire show. It was all too incredible. She hasn’t aged at all, either. Ashanti Let's take a moment to appreciate this painfully thick thread. pic.twitter.com/s5RlI7sIP1 — Tumelo Ceba (@TumeloZA) August 23, 2018 Just like a jumpsuit, the thickness is all in the knees. Look at the proportionate thickness of the knees with the thighs. It’s like God painted it with the finest brushstrokes. Anyway, take a look at everyone who freaked out as well as the thickest pics from the night.

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Vintage Thickness: Ashanti’s Cold Queso Thick Thighs Reminded Us That She’s Neve Lost An Ounce Of Juice

‘I Ain’t Cool With That!’ Chris Brown Blasts His Baby Mama For ‘Inappropriately’ Dressing Their Daughter Royalty

Fair or foul??? Chris Brown Blasts Nia Guzman For Dressing Royalty “Inappropriately” Breezy recently let his Instagram fingers do the talking to the mother of his child over a photo of their baby girl. The perpetually angsty singer had a bit of a temper tantrum today after Nia Guzman posted a picture of their daughter Royalty pouting while posing in her tutu. According to Chris, the photo’s inappropriate because Royalty’s dressed like she’s 16. “I ain’t cool wit that…she is 2!” said Breezy on IG. Really??? The pose maybe…but the outfit is fine. Nia has since clapped back, hit the flip to see her response.

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‘I Ain’t Cool With That!’ Chris Brown Blasts His Baby Mama For ‘Inappropriately’ Dressing Their Daughter Royalty

Meet Tremendously Busty Trinity Shakur AKA The “Black Bombshell” | Bangin Candy

Trinity Shakur appears to be a newcomer to the world of Instagram modeling, but already her photos are causing quite a stir. The stunning Haitian beauty has one of the thickest and curviest bodies we’ve featured in our Bangin Candy segments, and we’re guessing you’re going to agree.  Continue

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FYI: Tyler Hoechlin Has A Very, Very Thick Mustache Now

If you haven’t fallen in love with Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin yet, you’re about to. Sure, we’re obsessed with him as the mysterious, werewolf-transforming Derek Hale on our favorite supernatural drama, but IRL, Tyler is anything but scary. In fact, this weekend at Howler Con, he decided to sport the thickest mustache of all time,… Read more »

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Kelly Brook Does Twitter of the Day

Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…

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Sophie Monk Vagina Flash of the Day

Australian trash Sopie Monk is known by 1% of internet users because of two things…none being her low level topless acting career, or even her attempt at getting naked in movies in order to be famous in America…. Sophie Monk is known because she has Paris Hilton’s herpes, the designer rich girl kind, cuz her fiance cheated on her with Paris Hilton, and to dig that dagger deeper and to make that wound worse, he left her for Paris Hilton….to fend for her Australian trash self who thinks she’s talent.. She’s also known for having a big vagina lips with th capactity to get even the thickest fabric jacked in the shit….and here she is intentionally showing it off with a panty flash….and that’s a smart move for such a dumb looking cunt…. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow ThiS Link

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Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com , but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose.. Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug… Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval…. Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton … Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy… Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

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Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits…. What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day