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Mya Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

Yes MYA is still alive….and she’s almost 40 and with that, despite Black Not Cracking…and many aged black ladies still looking banging…this bitch is thick as fuck…from the waist down…the way some of you may want your women…but in ways that scare me…even if they meant that she crush watermelons with her thighs…convenient in those times when you’ve got all kinds of watermelons and no knife to cut em….right? I realize mentioning watermelons when posting a black chick…is daring, edgy, and puts me at risk of being called racist… Ultimately, that racial connotation is your own racism because I just couldn’t think of any benefit of having legs this big – other than crushing melons… Deal with it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mya Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vintage Thickness: Ashanti’s Cold Queso Thick Thighs Reminded Us That She’s Neve Lost An Ounce Of Juice

Apega/WENN.com Ashanti Is A Blessing If you saw the VMAs this year then you know that Ashanti was the unlikely star of the show. No, she didn’t win an award and wasn’t really there to do much, but we are damn happy she showed up. Why? Because she showed up as thick as ever and stole the whole entire show. It was all too incredible. She hasn’t aged at all, either. Ashanti Let's take a moment to appreciate this painfully thick thread. pic.twitter.com/s5RlI7sIP1 — Tumelo Ceba (@TumeloZA) August 23, 2018 Just like a jumpsuit, the thickness is all in the knees. Look at the proportionate thickness of the knees with the thighs. It’s like God painted it with the finest brushstrokes. Anyway, take a look at everyone who freaked out as well as the thickest pics from the night.

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Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know… That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream… This is her VOGUE shoot.

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Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know… That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream… This is her VOGUE shoot.

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Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day

Here is Duff chubby on the trampoline making those big titty bounce….and it is a semi-magical experience if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, a loyal pervert who has been watching her grow up, and still more into her as a youthful hot thing from TV, but willing to still jerk off to her aging because it makes your love seem more real.. I’m only a recent Hilary Duff fan, and not even a fan, because I like her thickness, I find it strong and erotic and oddly enough never gave a fuck about her when she was a kid on TV and all the other perverts were jerking off to her… That said, here she is with a dude she seems to fuck, because she’s high testosterone divorcee, and they likes to fuck.. This is her 4th public boyfriend in less than a year…from Personal trainer to whoever this guy is, this bitch takes dick and looks strong enough to really take dick…and that’s a celebration… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sveta Utkina Titty Model of the Day

Sveta Utkina reminds me that I don’t have enough Sveta’s in my life….you know a little Svetlana to get topless in photoshoots for me… But alas, I am not rich enough to buy one off the internet, and I think I’d hate having a mail order wife because I would know that they were going to try to kill me off in my sleep, through sex, so that they take my empire from me…which I guess doesn’t sound terrible….maybe I should refocus my efforts and find one really desperate to leave… That said, I have no idea who she is….but her tits happened. HI TITS. The post Sveta Utkina Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day

Women have an expiration date, so there is no real shock that Jennifer Love Hewitt has expired, especially after close to 15 years of being fat, struggling with her fat, which has probably been more depressing for her fans, that never saw this coming, than it is for her, who probably never saw it coming as she ate her feelings from being in this high pressure world… BUT I ALWAYS KNEW… I always know that her skinny frame didn’t make sense for massive tits….but her massive tits made it clear she could gain fat…just in the right places at 18-22….but the second that metabolism kicks in…and Menopause starts approaching…month after month one less egg in her ovary to drop…the rest of your body catches up to your tits… So here’s some Expired Jennifer Love…with that ass…that’s pretty fucking legit, and not in a good way, more in a so big, it’s real…fucking real…in a world where I prefer fantasy… Take it in….because it’s not that bad, in a world of fat legs and fat asses some of you, this thickness is hot…and really…it’s not as bad as it could be….but she probably hates herself for it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stacked Like Dirty Laundry: A Gallery Of Reasons Shannon Sharpe Is Obsessed With Nicole Murphy

Nicole about to get all my fox money. https://t.co/J7u3O0QwnD — shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) October 9, 2017 Shannon Sharpe’s Nicole Murphy Obsession Shannon Sharpe is an absolute national treasure. One thing he’s not afraid to talk about (besides his Hen and his Yak) is his love of Nicole Murphy. He’s talked about how she’s stacked up and recently tweeted out her thickness. We would call him thirsty but he has a real legit reason to thirst because Nicole is snicker thick and un-aging. Salute her and hopefully Shannon can at least smell her hair one day.

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Rihanna’s See Through Tits of the Day

This is hardly a see through shirt, girl’s just not wearing a bra and is bigger and bustier than she’s ever been thanks to aging, getting lazy, being richer than god, and loving her Barbado Rum Cake….it’s just genetics, they all end up where they are supposed to be, especially now in an era of fat is cool, be fat… I am just excited for her to get REAL fucking fat, where her show consists of her onstage in a medical bed or wheel chair on a feeder tube…EROTIC….I mean it’s the next step in this plus size is a good size life… I am also into bigger tits, sloppier tits, fat chick tits…which I guess this is… Rihanna Lives….soon with diabetes but for now..she LIVES… The post Rihanna’s See Through Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Divorcee and Mom pushing 30 if she’s not already 30…billionaire…child star….turned whatever the fuck she is….jerked off to many perverts since she hit puberty…and still jerked off to by those same perverts who are just loyal to the cause and the pussy they once loved and watched grow up…because it feels like they have more of spiritual connection rather than just being disappointing and humiliating masturbation…and the whole thing…not so magical but pretty creepy…you know feeling like you know or connect to a chick you jerk off to in magazines…creepy…. But then there are people like me, who didn’t give a fuck about her then, but like her now, despite also not giving a fuck about her…just appreciating her thickness and the fact she’s horny and has likely taken on the whole hockey team primarily because she can…and because her husband was on the team and liked seeing his teammates erect and in women….he’s a billion rich kid…they are weird and have weird fetishes…watch FoxCatcher… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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